Our local paper's classified section is full of adverts for 'massage' in your own home.
I assume that's thinly veiled code for 'dirty fat middle aged prossie'.
I don't know where I would be able to find a male escort hough. Probably easier to just go out and find some drunk bloke with no standards to have disappointing sex with out back by the bins.

Alt: Passive aggressiveness is the last bastion of cunts. Just say what you mean and have a bloody good argument. Grrrr.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:40, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Go on then I've 5 minutes free.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:44, Reply)

+ and I'm already out back with the bins looking for some "new" clothes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)

That's nice for you.
I hope you're not suggesting a spit-roast?
I do have some standards.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Stay about my bins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:45, Reply)

What's your local paper? I need a copy for an interesting article......

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:47, Reply)

I can't remember what it's called.
It's one of those free ones they stick through the door on a Wednesday. Weston something or other.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:50, Reply)

Weston Super Mercury

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:52, Reply)

wants to break free

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

We don't get a local paper anymore.
I used to like going through the free ads looking for the most pointless junk people are trying to sell. Stuff for £3. £3! Why bother?
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

no wonder you're depressed

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

It all started with the demise of the Kent Messenger Extra.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

Yeah, or books for 50p.
Who is going to drive to your house to pend 50p on a book?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)

I really *need* 50p, what can I sell quickly?
I know, I will place an advert in a weekly newspaper.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)

your mum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Hey B3ffy have you heard from Darth? He hasn't topped himself has he?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:54, Reply)

*crosses fingers*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:55, Reply)

As Dr Frog has taken over as the resident sad case, he might feel a bit left out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)

It's my lot in life.
*sobs, but quietly enough not to disturb anyone*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:58, Reply)

If I find out that you just need to pull your socks up and grow a pair
I shall tut and shake my head disapprovingly.
( Kroney, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:05, Reply)

he's a doctor, I think he knows what he is talking about

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:07, Reply)

Thanks for your support.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Ha! I'm alright really. Please stop worrying.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:09, Reply)

Yes, and no.
HTH
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:56, Reply)

it really doesn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Well, what can I do to make it up to you?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 10:59, Reply)

can you naughty step Batterd please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:00, Reply)

Consider it done.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:01, Reply)

\o/
don't tell him why, just let him stew
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:02, Reply)

Fuck off, prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)