Good idea or not?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-23777143
Can see nowt wrong with it, not sure what level of wage they'll be getting though.
Alt, do you have a good idea? Perhaps a labour saving invention, or a nice recipe. Or something to do with prostitution.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:05, 91 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whats the point of making a cold-call for insurance details.. what kind of idiot is going to tell a stranger over the phone (weather they're criminals or not) all the valueable stuff in their property and their security messures too?
Nothing wrong with making them work, but that's a complete waste of time on everyone's behalf.

I don't get how Cold Caller companies produce results for the company they're working on behalf.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:10, Reply)

Alt: I wanted to invent a paintbrush that had some sort of guide for doing wall/ceiling intersections that are too tall/awkward to reach without scaffolding.
That makes very little sense I know, but trust me, it IS a great idea.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:11, Reply)

i think similar products already exist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Link?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:13, Reply)

i dunno, definately seen something from JML though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I have seen sort of roller type things, but nothing that gets right into the corner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

there is something triangular sahped and I think it has a paint flow as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

You're triangular 'sahped'.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

Music, condoms...is there no END to their talents?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

link
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Nah thats zelda innit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

A prison sentence should be part very strong punishment part rehabilitation and easing back into society
so work is a good idea
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Plus it makes you free, that's what I always say.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

in wales, oakwood is a theme park
oh how we differ
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Alt: You know who has good ideas?
That's right, that Nigel Farage chap. He's got the stones to raise the issues that really matter in Britain today - 'nig-nogs', for one.

My idea which will make my fortune is 'slippers that aren't really fucking gay'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:14, Reply)

I really fancy Fish & Chips
Where's the best place to get fish & chips where you live? If I ever go to one of them and they're as good as you say I'll treat you to a spam fritter .
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:15, Reply)

FFS, I just told you in the other thread.
The Little Fish & Chip Shop in Sandgate.
Three words:
Crinkle cut chips.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:16, Reply)

is that a euphemism?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I can't remember what it's called, but we call it Fat Tony's
Because it's owned by a fat man named Tony Coppola. He burned the place down for the insurance money, then rebuilt it. The food there is the best in the city. FACT.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

try your nearest chip shop
www.192.com/atoz/business/reading/fish--and--chip--shops/
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

I trust your opinion n'all since you didn't sleep with this Becky fella, but I don live in Reading

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

corse you don't quints

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I and i aint quints, I'm Rory or Bert innit

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Rory or Bert a longtime lurker
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

a longtime lurker Beckys next victim
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Yer right, Minces spacky seconds aint my style blud

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Faulkners on Kingland Road.
Proper sit-down restaurant. My pal Mat had his birthday in there once. It was well lol, he's a vegetarian and assumed there'd be some kind of veg option. There sure was - his dinner was chips, mushy peas and a side salad. Happy birthday you knob!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:17, Reply)

SAYS YOU
Alright Monts
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

Says, you, says me.
Say it together, Rusty Lee.

alreet man pet?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I like that
Yeah...I grew my sideburns out...and I've got a bunch of white hairs, Monts. WHITE!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:29, Reply)

+ IS RIGHT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:32, Reply)

and then you pissed out of them LOLOLOL
*I don't think I have done this right*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Oh HO!
Well I have BEEN pissed out of my face before. So it sort of works.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Stoopid veggies, what's their fucken problem?

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

bent innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

keith chegwin gave an award to my local chippy
albany fish bar
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

there used to be one up in Wembley where 'Ian Beale' did his 'method acting' training to be a chippy in 'Eastenders'.
There were photos of him EVERYWHERE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

If that's not enough to put off your appetite
I don't know what is
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Vera Duckworth from Corrie owns a pub here.
There's hundreds of photos of her everywhere, meeting "celebs", ffs.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Masters Superfish on Waterloo road.
Bring your own ketchup though.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

AW, no ways
No bottle of ketchup = fucken dealbreaker for me

And no I don wanna pay 20p for a sachet
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:20, Reply)

They have their own, but it's shit.

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I like my ketchup like I like my women
cheap and topped up with vinegar
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:31, Reply)

I like my women like I like my peas
Picked by immigrants and available in Iceland.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Alright mate

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

Alright chum
Fancy winging me a few dates that you're free on for Eritrean?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

The Magpie cafe in Whitby*
*may be a bit of a drive though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Capplemans in Scarborough.
All N_E Coast chippies give free scraps. Otherwise known as scratchings. The bits of batter that have become detached from the fish, for you Londoners.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

Place in the centre of Macclesfield
Fish, chips, a side and a drink for £5, and it's damn good.

There was also an excellent one in Swanage called The Fish Plaice.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

All the chippies round here are pretty crap, more batter than fish most of the time
I'm hoping to get some good fish & chips on holiday. I'm passing through Weston Super Mare and heard a place called Papa's was good, so I'll give that a shot and let you know.

Spam fritter? Battered Creme Egg or GTF
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Any motorway services.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

No where comes close to my own fish'n'chips, or my Ma's.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:27, Reply)

You mean her fish platter has been Battered?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:28, Reply)

The grim thing about that statement is the assosation with B3ta's own shotgun-wedding SLASH shotgun-devorceé.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

It was deliberate ;)

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Hah, bastard.
I'm not sure how many people would know what this stuff is, you can get it in my local chippies but there is quite a jewish population.....but she uses Motza Meal and it's SOOOO good.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Holy shit is your mum tapping Battered
He will be like your new dad...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Oh lordy, if that's happenin', and I'm with Mrs Battered....
... then that would make Kiddo Battered both my step daughter and.... sister in law? aunty? I don't know, brain can't comprihend this mode of thinking right now.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Oh man thats a Hollyoaks plotline you are getting involved in

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:53, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

You know what FUCK YOU REG
I went to a lot of trouble to provide you with details and a link when you asked the same fucking question before so fuck you, you are fucking dead to me.


HTH
xxx
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:35, Reply)

soz bbz, but this place is moving like a rocket today
next thing everyone'll be off into CQ's flounce thread and then he'll delete it or someone'll do a CQ-proof copy of CQ's flounce thread at the same time as somone does a bbc newslink thread that most people'll use to talk about their fucken lunch. ITS A MADHOUSE! A MAAADDHOUSEE!!!!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Good idea.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:40, Reply)

what a cunt, eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

I cant even look at his post above yours double H
It makes me sick... Like am retching like a mutha fuker and I aint even lying
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

You keep out of it 'shavedchimp'

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:42, Reply)

:o
whoa man, I wax not shave
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:44, Reply)

soz, thought you woz WIndy Pig for a second there

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Are you calling me a Serial Killer
because if you are that just aint on :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Of course you arent a serial killer
I have you down as a one off mass spree man
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Fucking A

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)

I was going to say Michael Ryan
But I think you would be more of a Martin Bryant,
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I swera down nigger, I'm all at sixes and sevenses today
and you know me, I'm not one to offend, so sincere apols
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Hey you're alright in my book Reg.
I couldn't stay angry with you even if I tried
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:55, Reply)

12/1 YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

That Warner comment cost me
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:19, Reply)

Good effort.
I am pretty quick at typing the score followed by 'YES' as I practice alot.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

TP :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:21, Reply)

I don't get this?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:22, Reply)

TP= Teachers pet

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I think this is a trick to make me look stupid.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:24, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2050470
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:25, Reply)

I'm watching you.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:26, Reply)

12/1 Warners gone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:18, Reply)

That Aussie coach sure is a sore loser, isn't he?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:37, Reply)

??? I'm kinda half listening on 5 live
what happened?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:39, Reply)

Called Broad a cheat and urged the Aussie fans to give him a load of shit and abuse.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:41, Reply)

haha
Yeah that'll help
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:45, Reply)

Lets not forget that this is a man
who as a player was banned from cricket for racist abuse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Typical convicts
I really want one of those "AUSSIES-YOUR COUNTRY IS UNCOUTH" t-shirts with the Kitchener pic on.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:46, Reply)

I like this

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 21 Aug 2013, 11:49, Reply)