orange and green flavour pot noodle?
those bloody idiots
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:55, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm glad they got put away
Much less chance of them breeding and creating more vapid cunts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

You know, I haven't clicked either link,
But from seeing the 2 of them I'm imagining the sort of list you see in the trolley of a single mother of 3 babies from different dad's shopping at Aldi to take back to her council house on a slum estate.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:05, Reply)

You've pretty much hit the nail on the head, Findus

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Have either them asked for Crotchless panties?
Let's all have a good laugh at the poor uneducated class shall we? Maybe we should get some TV shows that appears to openly mock them, but is tarted up to look like a sympathetic documentary?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:08, Reply)

One of them will be on a shit 'celebrity' reality show if they get off with it.
Which they won't
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:13, Reply)

They asked for Veet
I'm not sure they know what prison actually is
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I haven't really followed this article much,
Are they looking at serious jail time?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Yep
Their story is they were forced at gunpoint to carry by gang members.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:27, Reply)

Which is actually pretty believable.

( Kroney, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:34, Reply)

They look pretty calm on the holiday snaps that were released.
Also said that they had to feign happiness.

Who knows. The truth will out.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Well hmmmm yes and no
It is believable that they are stupid enough to think they were being watched the whole way etc.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:55, Reply)

gotta keep the old leg hair down while serving 30 years for smuggling mate.

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:23, Reply)

Hay there Weepee
how are the Polish lesson coming on?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Much better since he started using Mr Sheen

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:41, Reply)

tell you what
I read that back and I could do with some fucking English lessons and no mistaking
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Yep I said that ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:57, Reply)

Yeah, everyone knows it's all about the bombay badboy.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 13:58, Reply)

have you ever tried one of those?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I have, yes.
The taste of flavourless hotness masks all the other shit.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:04, Reply)

I love a Pot Noodle now and again.
The trick is to add more condiments
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:12, Reply)

you sir are a wrongun
But you already know that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:24, Reply)

I normally eat fresh every day
but you gotta eat a bit stodge and beige food now and again.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:28, Reply)

I want a big bottle of strawberry yoghurt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 14:31, Reply)