Look. I know I asked for a new thread, but this is complete & utter shit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:38, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Do a better one then.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

I'd rather complain about this one.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Start a new one about how much was spent at your wedding.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Lola!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

+ by someone else

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Be sure to mention how you tried to reign them in.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Jealousy is a boring trait.
One you demonstrate admirably.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Thanks. One day I hope someone is kind enough to spunk a load of cash on my failed marriage.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Lols
Dr frog you should cheer up cos you is well funny
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:46, Reply)

Nah, that was a bit cuntish.
None of my business, and I don't know porr old Battered well enough to be mean. Sorry.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:48, Reply)

This is no place for sentiment

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:49, Reply)

Side effect of happy pills I expect.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Thankfully I wasn't the one spunking the cash.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Good job, otherwise people would REALLY take the piss.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:55, Reply)

Just spunking up the bride.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

YES.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

In other news, I have had a load of DVD's arrive to use on my new Blu Ray machine.
Currently watching the original Omen. Can't yet see the benefit of Blu Ray.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

Probably because you are playing DVDs you spastic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:44, Reply)

+ bent

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Click

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:47, Reply)

It's a Blu Ray DVD you twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:50, Reply)

Well you really need to learn to be more accurate in your posting

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:51, Reply)

You really need to learn to be more accurate in attempts to kill yourself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

Down the road lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:54, Reply)

at your wedding dodging the Polish police
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:41, Reply)

With emphasis about closing the Forth Bridge.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:42, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2059811
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Are you seriously trying to claim that your wedding may have caused the closure of the Forth Road Bridge so you could all admire the fireworks?

I'm not in the least bit jealous. You're delusional.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:52, Reply)

The bridge was closed for a whole 3 minutes. By prior arrangement & (apparently) due to the passing of quite a lot of dosh.
This is an example of how much of a prick my father-in-law is. All about his personal vanity & opportunities to boast afterwards.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Fucking hell.
Your in-laws (ex) aren't Fifers, are they?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:56, Reply)

Delgaty somethingorother was the link he gave.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

dalgety Bay?
That's the 'fuck me that's expensive' part of Fife. Not the part where Ma and Pa b3th live. Although my dad used to work in Dalgety Bay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:00, Reply)

Tuppence then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:02, Reply)

http://www.zoopla.co.uk/for-sale/details/28483704?search_identifier=69a2e8dc4a0c426d8ebd92b550a3bf1d
Don't forget this is Scotland we're talking about.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

What an ugly house.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Utter bollocks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:57, Reply)

Something to do with high sided trucks.
I don't fucking know. He's a bullshitting lowlands queen. anything is possible.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

It's one thing for him to be a "bullshitting lowlands queen." iI's quite another for you to claim as reality the nonsense he spouted and you swallowed about closing a national bridge for the benefit of your wedding.

Anyway, let's move on.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:10, Reply)

I'm not Scottish. I wouldn't know even where this fucking bridge is compared to where my wedding reception was.
I'm just relaying what the old cunt told me.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:12, Reply)

Bollocks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:17, Reply)

His bollocks. Not mine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Which you repeat, with great delight, as if true. Let's move on, eh?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:25, Reply)

3 mins? It was jut between trains weren't it?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:59, Reply)

I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest the Forth Road Bridge doesn't get much in teh way of rail traffic.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:01, Reply)

Or high-sided trucks.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:05, Reply)

I've seen high sided vehicles on the bridge.
They only ban them when the wind gets above 40mph.

Which, to be fair, happens quite a lot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:06, Reply)

Not on the rail bridge.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:11, Reply)

Yeah yeah, I missed the road bit
It's amazing those cro magna fuckwits managed one bridge let alone two
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:07, Reply)

Apparently they've finally finished painting it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 22:15, Reply)

I missed this bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:45, Reply)

Quite agree.
He has let everyone down. Again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Yeah JUST LIKE YOR FACE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 22 Aug 2013, 21:40, Reply)