It's a reference to the whole Swipe/Chompy saga. He didn't pay for dinner.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:43, 1 reply, 11 years ago)

Well, I'm a bit slow aren't I.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Good day at school dear?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Yeah, it's going well I think.
A lot to learn in a short time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:46, Reply)

I wish I had the balls to retrain & do something completely new. Wouldn't earn as much though.
I quite like the idea of being a prison governor for some reason.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:53, Reply)

I couldn't do it without knowing that no matter what either my brother or dad would help if they thought I was doing it all for the right reasons.
So I've got a good safety net. Plus lady pig I'd supportive.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)

Is it all high tech now?
notes on an ipad etc?

My brain couldn't cope with new education now. I barely manage with a new drama on telly.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Not for me,
I've got an old A4 refill and a bic biro.
Most high tech bit of gear I've got is an old mathematical calculator from when I was 16 (not including test equipment)
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:57, Reply)

I expect there is a lot of maths involved.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)

To a point, it's more basic equations to memorise.
And adding conversion factors from lists of tables depending on circumstances. But there is a really good "on site guide" that basically has almost everything you need as a quick reference.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:59, Reply)

My mate in Oxford (that I think I've mentioned to you before) had to learn loads for his Gas Safe qualification.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:11, Reply)

The gas one is a bit more intense as far as I can tell,
But it's more maths than I've used since 16 that's for sure.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Don't worry, you're a bright SPARKy, you'll VOLT up the tables no matter WATT.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:39, Reply)

Shut up Gonz
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( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:44, Reply)

Close, that meme comes from 'Webclam'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:52, Reply)