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I think Gonz should go on Come Dine With MeWhat other B3tans should appear on TV? On what programme?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:32,
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Has he raped someone? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:41,
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It's a reference to the whole Swipe/Chompy saga. He didn't pay for dinner. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:43,
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Well, I'm a bit slow aren't I. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:44,
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Yeah, it's going well I think. A lot to learn in a short time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:46,
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I wish I had the balls to retrain & do something completely new. Wouldn't earn as much though.I quite like the idea of being a prison governor for some reason.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:53,
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I couldn't do it without knowing that no matter what either my brother or dad would help if they thought I was doing it all for the right reasons. So I've got a good safety net. Plus lady pig I'd supportive.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:58,
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Is it all high tech now?notes on an ipad etc?
My brain couldn't cope with new education now. I barely manage with a new drama on telly.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:54,
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Not for me, I've got an old A4 refill and a bic biro.
Most high tech bit of gear I've got is an old mathematical calculator from when I was 16 (not including test equipment)
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:57,
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I expect there is a lot of maths involved.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:58,
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To a point, it's more basic equations to memorise. And adding conversion factors from lists of tables depending on circumstances. But there is a really good "on site guide" that basically has almost everything you need as a quick reference.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:59,
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My mate in Oxford (that I think I've mentioned to you before) had to learn loads for his Gas Safe qualification.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:11,
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The gas one is a bit more intense as far as I can tell, But it's more maths than I've used since 16 that's for sure.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:12,
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Don't worry, you're a bright SPARKy, you'll VOLT up the tables no matter WATT.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:39,
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Close, that meme comes from 'Webclam'.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:52,
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Swipe. Take me out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:40,
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Rory. My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 18:43,
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That bed and breakfast thing, Monty.He'd be such a charming host.
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You know what I mean.Did you spend your holiday by yourself or did you go with/ spend your time with friends and/ or family?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:29,
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Never been on holiday on my own. Doesn't it get boring?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:40,
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No, she went of her own accord.#jamacialolz
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:19,
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Gonz wouldn't enter a show that involves going out.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:13,
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Quite a few'Take The High Road'
Interpret that as you will.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:26,
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I just saw crunchy nut cornflakes now come with chocolate shavings in. I can feel my foot falling off.
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Ha ha.Wait until you've been to the states on holiday. Might spoil it a bit if you're in a wheelchair.
When are you off?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:49,
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I still need to email you the San Diego stuff. Remind me tomorrow night. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:57,
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San Diego is a topper cityBe prepared to spend a couple of days gazing at all the stuff in Bilbao Park.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:05,
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I know. I've been.Stunned is going, hence me making some recommendations.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:12,
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Probably one of my favourite US cities really (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:17,
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I've worked out what's wrong with Boyceb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2062174
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 19:50,
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In other news I am listening to the Dubliners.Excellent.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:03,
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I'd disagreeBut then I've got a fairly good taste in music.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:06,
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I just watched a bluegrass version of 'kiss from a rose'The only thing bluegrass about it was a fucking banjo, other than that it was a few X factor type twats singing every note in between the actual ones warbling all over the place and wearing cowboy shirts.
That's my musical input for the day.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:18,
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I'm trying to workBut I'm on the work v wine inverse correlation slope.
Marc Riley's opener tonight was Roxy Music "Both ends burning" which derailed the process a bit.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:21,
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I think that's a decent enough tune to warrant a slight derailment.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:27,
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You're new around hereExpressing approbation of Roxy Music doesn't go down well.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:32,
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He's talking bollocks. Don't pay any heed. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:37,
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You a Roxy Music fan, Battered? Wouldn't have expected that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:40,
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No. However I dislike musical fascism.Positive or negative.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:41,
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I understand the sentimentI'd say it's more parochialism.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:43,
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Every note in between the actual ones?Like quarter-tone music?
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:28,
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Close, more male Mariah Carey shit, yeah?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:34,
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I think he's trying to object to gratuitious inflection (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:36,
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I think you both know very well what I meant.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:43,
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Food related news.My rack of ribs was excellent. Nice and sticky.Just washed face and hands. As you were.
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That's the only bad thing about ribs.Looking like you have the eating style of a mongoloid baby after.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:49,
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I've been told watching me eat ribs is both a delight and horror be behold.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:50,
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I would take that as a compliment.Get it printed on a t shirt, and wear it on this day every year when you celebrate Rib Day.
Or not, up to you innit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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Hah, but not a white shirt.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:16,
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OK in the house but ordering them in a restaurant means you usually get a bib. I know they mean well but I don't expect a waiter to put nappies on me when I order a curry.
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No if they've been cooked properly so that the ribs slide easily off the bone. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:56,
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Beef yeah, pork not so much. I love dunking the bones in the sauce which probably explains the bib.
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Absolute crap.They should be cooked sous vide for about 6 hours at 65c, then pork ribs are as soft as cream cheese.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:58,
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The joy of ribs to me is ripping the periosteum off the bone with your teeth. It shouldn't be impossible but I don't want it to fall off the bone before I can get to my mouth. Same with chops.
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Food pleb. I bet you copy recipes from Man v Food.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:11,
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Come on now, we all like our name chanted at us as we plough into a John Merrick shaped burger.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:14,
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No. There is no right or wrong, only how you like it. Some folk like well-done steak, I don't. Doesn't make it wrong, though.
I like long slow cooking of some cuts though. Ox tails for example.
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Anyone having a well done steak should be shot. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:21,
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Well, I might secretly think that too. But if that's how people want to eat it, how can I assert that my preferred method of meat cooking is superior without coming across as a grandiosed fuckwit? I also don't like The Dubliners but you do. Doesn't make either of us right. Sup to everyone what they like and how..
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Took me ages to work that one out.But you're right, I do.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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UR A MGHTY NBUp your tower tomorrow. Money for old rope.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:50,
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Trying to arrange for someone else to not bother turning up to meet you?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:56,
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Waiting referencing. If they clear it'd be late afternoon (
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:07,
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I am now listening to the Levellers early stuff. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 20:57,
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I approve entirelyIt's bedtime but let me tell you that I grew up in Barrow-in-Furness - where all the nuclear submarines are built - and I saw Billy Bragg first at an anti-nuke rally in 1983.
Seen many times since.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 21:11,
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Now Seth Lakeman live with The Levellers. Which is a gig I went to.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:08,
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I can just see Battered rocking out to Atari Teenage Riot, A Silver Mt Zion and Asian Dub Foundation.(, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I love the German wallpaper & sound track choices of hairy 1970's slags frigging themselves over a handlebar moustache. I hadn't realised YM was a krout until I watched some of that.
Send her my best eh?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:21,
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Well this thread is shit.I'm pleased I worked late.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:26,
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I've been in the pubFor a few hours.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 22:36,
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I was thinking of converting to JudaismBut I'm just going to go to bed instead. Night.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 28 Aug 2013, 23:45,
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