The only thing more boring than other peoples' dreams stories, are hitch-hiking stories.
Do people still hitch-hike? Not seen one for years. Last time I did it was to some festival 'eighties I think. Never got bum raped, honest.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:27, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I've never hitchhyked before.
I know some people who have, but I never think its a good idea. But then again, i've never been needing to be somewhere and been to struck up for cash to get tehre.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:35, Reply)

Wasn't so much the cash, you met loads of interesting people.
Especially with the free festival scene, got loads of good lifts, in wagons, buses etc.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Yup, I can see how it'd be good for that, plus the whole "Calfornia Dreaming" / "San Fran" thing.
I think being able to score [and/or] supply some "Thai Cheese" would help.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:43, Reply)

It was OK in the 70s and 80s
because there was no rape, murder or paedos.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:41, Reply)

FACT!

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I remember the story from the '80s, of the girl getting raped whilst hitching.
The judge said she'd asked for it, charming fucker.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:44, Reply)

I'm pretty sure if she says "please rape me"
then it's not rape. So the judge is probably correct.

Unless he's, of course, suggesting she somehow involuntarily asked for it, in which case he's a fucking cunt. But that wouldn't happen in the proud British justice system, surely to goodness?

Oh, wait. Yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I think he's on about this guy
www.independent.co.uk/news/obituaries/james-pickles-judge-who-caused-controversy-both-in-and-out-of-the-courtroom-2172623.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Except that banging on the roof and the guy with head on a spike and the police who said "Get out the car and don't turn around".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:48, Reply)

I thought he was in the basement listening in on the other phone.
I don't know why they had a phone in the basement.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

wait, what, now?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:49, Reply)

My cousin's best friend's friend swears down this is true and happened to his best friend.
He was driving along the road and he heard a tapping on the roof "TAP TAP.... TAP TAP.... TAP TAP". Then there are a series of events that involved a hitchhiker and a gas-stop (they were in america). And they heard the tapping again.

Suddenly they see the police are following them and they're speaking on the loud speaker saying "PULL OVER", so he pulls over, and the police, sorry, I mean cops, the cops say "GET OUT THE CAR, WALK TO ME, AND DONT LOOK BACK WHATEVER YOU DO", and the cop had his gun out too. So he got out the car, and walked to the police officer holding the gun, and didn't look back.

But then he did look back, and there was a man on the roof with the gas station attendent's head on a stick. He was dead.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:55, Reply)

You know, that young couple who broke down and the guy went to get hope and then the girl heard a banging on the roof of the car
and then the police lit up the car with spotlights and told her to walk away from the car and not look back because they had heard the guy listening on the other line in the basement when she had hung up the phone and she looked back and her boyfriends head is on a spike.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:56, Reply)

Me and you could SOOO write a new series of X-Files.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 9:58, Reply)

Defoes

(Bazongaloid, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:04, Reply)

I did not know.
This sounds like it definitely happened.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 10:03, Reply)