I had to email the office she works at, my email Sig. has all my details including my Mobile No.
She put two and two together an realised it was me, I then had to visit the said office to put in a few proposals and bumped into her, the Texts seem harmless at the moment but my "Bump of Itch"^TM is going.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:37, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

stay away
do not do anything stupid.

also: hey
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:38, Reply)

Thank god you're here to save me from myself
Also good evening Penelope
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:40, Reply)

here to help
I am like the good advice channel.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:41, Reply)

So got a replacement for Dog Hair yet?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:42, Reply)

nope
but I got chatted up by a 24 year old who thought I was 28.

In reality I think we can safely assume it'll be a year or two until some other dude is desperate enough
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)

There is always Rory waiting in the wings*
*If you get desperate enough
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:45, Reply)

Ach, don't fret. Something'll happen when you least expect it.
Hopefully, not skittery farts when introduced to a, how you say, hotty.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:47, Reply)

likewise, I've seriously misjudged folks' age before
for instance, I thought a former colleague was about 27-28 - turned out she was in fact 36

still wouldn't say no to her, mind
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Yo Gvp I bet she loved being told that.
Nice to see you here on /ot, you should hang out with us more often.
This is the best place on B3ta
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Dog hair?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Put that boner away Jeff it aint what you think

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:46, Reply)

Srsly, not worth it. Make your excuses and leave.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:39, Reply)

Whilst the tender is in effect I feel that I may have to have some contact for the next 6 months
I'm still in love with my wife so I'll behave
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:41, Reply)

You'd bettah!
Cheating is a horrible thing to do to someone and it ALWAYS comes out!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:46, Reply)

But then you it back in again!
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:49, Reply)

Hokey Cokey lols

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:54, Reply)

Ha.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:58, Reply)

I almost bitch slapped a friend who was thinking about cheating on his wife
I have Morals
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:51, Reply)

best of all the mushrooms

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Eve's Monty
You pulled yourself out of that hole yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:05, Reply)

No way to talk about YM

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:12, Reply)

If by mum you really mean mean Stunned puckered ringpiece then yes it is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:16, Reply)

no

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:46, Reply)

Fuck man that's not good
Can we have the Monty back we all know and love?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:50, Reply)

When you say proposals..?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:45, Reply)

My job is to try and get the best bang for the buck
You need face to face contact with customers, so that you can gauge which way they are leaning towards.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:49, Reply)

That was an engagement reference
but thanks for sharing ;)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:01, Reply)

The bitch kept the ring as well
cost me a months wages :(
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:03, Reply)

Cut off her finger.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:13, Reply)

That never occured to me
She wasn't wearing it when I saw her last
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:15, Reply)

She sold it for a months wages

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:16, Reply)

It wouldn't surprise me it was from a jewellery designer called Cathy Stephens

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:19, Reply)