Altalt: You know what you should do Harters?
You should definitely embark on an affair with this woman, until your wife inevitably finds out, leading to the breakdown of your marriage and you having to move out of your home, becoming alienated from your son, who can't help but lose respect for you as you descend into a spiral of heavy drinking and depression, which causes you to lose your job, until ultimately you have a very public breakdown on here and kill yourself.
Then you should delete your account.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:21, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

This.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:21, Reply)

Last line lols

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:22, Reply)

Sounds like an excellent plan TuiB
I just knew I could count on you to help point me in the right direction.

Before all that I would get to see her breasts right?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:23, Reply)

deffo m8

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:25, Reply)

alright Tangy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:26, Reply)

NEVER MIND THE "alrights"
Have you bought a copy of his album yet?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)

No.
But it's alright, I gazzed a link to Rory. He assures me he's going to use it to drum up sales and raise awareness of the musical glories of the Yurt Pistols.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)

It's about time someone helped that boy out with a link
I know he's a keen potential fan.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)

He assures me that you have 'nothing to worry about'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:33, Reply)

The "Sex Mistletoe" will be a huge sucess then you will see
............then
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

are you drunk?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:36, Reply)

No I'm hartley are you illiterate?
tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)

alright dozey
Bon vacances?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:28, Reply)

Oui.
Et tu?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)

Oui, bien sur.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:34, Reply)

Tres bien.
Fucking baking hot weather.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)

innit frere
We were fairly far south and it was glorious.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)

\o/
on second thought's my wife has better breasts how on earth they keep defying gravity I will never know.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:27, Reply)

String and a ball gag.
Works every time, did for YM.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:30, Reply)

Surely delete your account, THEN kill yourself?
Seems best way round. Logical like.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:29, Reply)

I'm sure TuiB has my best interests at heart

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)

I know what I'm talking about here don't listen to this joker

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:33, Reply)

I could do with a twelve step plan to help me out
I would only fuck things up otherwise


YOU'RE THE BEST
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:35, Reply)

worst Samaritan EVER

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:31, Reply)

evening evening

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:32, Reply)

alright

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)

I like how he's going for a new flip, this just may work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:36, Reply)

Why would you talk about Battered in such a horrible way, doesn't _anybody_ actually like him?
hello battered using the search feature
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:37, Reply)

\o I like Battered

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:38, Reply)

He hates you

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:40, Reply)

My love for him is strong it will see us through

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:41, Reply)