I like weddings, what SC said, food and booze.
Speaking of food, I've got garlic mayo, which I am about to test drive.
How can they be getting married, if already are? Either bigamy, or a blessing, which is a bit wank, tbh.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

are you married?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:54, Reply)

You asking?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:00, Reply)

They fucked off last week to get married in a country where no-one can afford to go
and now they want a second fake wedding to show off that they are married to the povvos that couldn't afford it.
( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:56, Reply)

so instead of spending their budget on a proper wedding where bthe guest are entertained, they spent it on a holiday and now wnat you to pay for drinks?
Seriously what fucking cock jockeys
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:02, Reply)

Yup
I have to pay to get there too cos theres no way I am staying sober.
( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Not only that, they've deliberately held it on a Friday in the hope that most people will be unable/unwilling to get off work.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

Its not until 6.30

( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:05, Reply)

they sound like terrible people and I hope they ruin each others lives

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:06, Reply)

Of course they will - they're married now.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:07, Reply)

They've been together 15 years
they'll probably last
( Peej, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I hope you are giving them a book as a gift

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:09, Reply)

This is the ideal wedding gift right here:
www.etsy.com/listing/128681234/saint-morrissey-prayer-candle-religious
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:11, Reply)

alright Battered give Tangles his login back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Seems a bit silly.
Just have a piss up, few pork pies and some ham butties. Sorted. Chicken butties for the veggies.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 12:03, Reply)