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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Sunday Evening.
Have you done your homework before school tomorrow?

I've started doing housework, but I got bored.

Alt: Anything good on the telly this evening?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:42, 123 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
term starts tuesday
weirdly I actually am ready and prepared, which probably means I've forgotten something and/or I'll have a surprise new course sprung on me

alt: I watched the last battlestar galactica. Then I realised I'd not seen the original series since it came out, so now I have teh first one one. Sad.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 19:44, Reply)
in future
all paper will have the corners cut off
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:01, Reply)
How far in the future?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:08, Reply)
Not really sure when it starts
Probably after the first Cylon war.

It has happened before and will happen again
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:14, Reply)
Keep me posted.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:21, Reply)
that was done after a producer ask the set designer to cut corners.

(PsychoChomp, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:31, Reply)
^ this needs clickage ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Any change with the ex?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)

She's now a he?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:39, Reply)
alright P-Dub.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)

Yessir. Finished some lamb, (eaten not shagged) and Antiques Fuckin' Roadshow is boring me silly.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
the theme to antiques roadshow makes me sad
it's screechy and awful and reminds you it's school tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

My dog howls like it's the end of the world when it starts. My wife does the same when it ends.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
it's tits innit
Letting my dinner settle then I'm off to the pub.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
No, she only took notes.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Click #1.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Ha. Have a click.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
I have packed my school bag.
Alt: not much. I'm reading a book about a credit card fraudster instead of tv watching.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:15, Reply)
I just watched Antiques Roadshow.
Brucey bone-us innit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:22, Reply)
Any good old shit worth millions on it this evening?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:26, Reply)
Just Fiona.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:29, Reply)
She's looking a bit past it these days.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:37, Reply)
yeah I know.
So is Sian Williams.

Sad times.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:38, Reply)
That is always that Reid woman from the breakfast news.
She looks a right sort.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
she's alright
I always preferred Sian though.

Still: Rachel Riley.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Lisa is more your league.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
NO FAT CHICKS

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Click #2.
That's your lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
Still, better than nothing.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:44, Reply)

Any fold in a storm
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
^THIS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I'm still watching it. It used to be good when Arthur Negus was a star.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
no
Alt: no

I'm half cut and all miserable. Poo.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:32, Reply)
I'm bored. I might go to the pub.
On my own.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
what's your problem?
you should solve it by getting a spirograph
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
Maybe he's already bored of just going round in circles.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)
that pun was easy as pi

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)
wayhay!
I'll bet you missed the round-the-clock punning during your time away.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I always love
protractered pun offs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)

Dirty girl
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Bit square?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
To a certain degree

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
Very radian-t

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
it took me a second
my brain is minute
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Maybe it's a sine.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Cos you'd know, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)
Are you trying to go off at a tangent?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Marr

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I think you may have gone off at a tangent there.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
TOO

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
you've gone off on a tangent there.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
SLOW

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
Tri-angul-late, even.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
or (tessa) late

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
Calculate

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
Don't be so obtuse

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
sorry, it was one from the arc-hive

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
I'm not falling into your trap(ezoid)

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
it's where you obolong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
I like that one despite it being a fraction daft.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
your appreciation is a plus
you, sir are an angle
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:27, Reply)
And I'm acute

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:30, Reply)
right...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:34, Reply)
All right(angle), maybe not.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:36, Reply)
you're taking the Pythagoras.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:54, Reply)

Better with a tan, gent.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
Are you saying that Cavy is a fan of a 'tinted' gentleman?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)
she loves a bit of Paki cock.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
T'int Rory, is it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:59, Reply)

Tinted love.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Very good.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

That's very good. Have a click.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
I am extremely tired, but had an extremely good weekend.
Had micro all weekend, including overnight for the first time since I moved in to my new place. Great fun. I'd forgotten how early she wakes up though...
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)
Put her to bed later then, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:40, Reply)
Makes no difference.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:42, Reply)
Well, that's me out of ideas.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:43, Reply)

Top parenting.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:45, Reply)
I don't have any small people, so I don't know how they work.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:46, Reply)
Quite well, small fingers are great at sowing.
You can probably get about a dozen Man U shirts an hour.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)
well the field would be lush and green anyways

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)
Maybe that's what Battered needs to do.
Open a sweat shop - in his shed!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)
did you get your hashish?
And are you smoking it or eating it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)
He'll probably cook with it.
I don't expect greatness.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
he'll fry it with smarties and blue cheese

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
Smart lad
The fat in them will break down the THC, ensuring maximum effectiveness.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Good work. I got a top class bit of hash recently but I stopped smoking more than a year ago. I knew about the fat soluble thing so cooked up a small bit in some olive oil and added to a tub of yoghurt.
Trippy and lasted ages.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
Aberdeen's excellent for hash.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Until recently it was all soap bar and hydroponic sativa farmed by sad vietnamese youngsters but things are looking up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
soap bar is shite.
I still have contacts up there. Mainly class As though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Don't use any of them. E years ago, when it was E and not class A but little since. Mucho acid in the 70's.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)
Pills (for me) peaked in 1999.
Speckled Mitsubishis. These days it's mdma powder, stupendous stuff but lacks the gouchiness of proper speckled bumbles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)
I'd love some nice hash

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)
get on Silk Road and buy some.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

He needs the Alice B Toklas cookbook.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Being forgetful and mistaking it for Oxo.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)
I donno when i'll get it, hopefully this month sometime.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
you should ask Monty to get you some and skin it up for you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)
If Gonz is really lucky, he's smoke it for him as well.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
What I need is a local contact really.
How'd you go about finding one?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)
word of mouth.
Or use Silk Road.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Thing with SilkRoad is, don't you have to give your address for them to send it to you?
Seems a bit backwards to go through all that 'deep web' / proxy stuff, if you're gonna still give out your address.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)
well yeah
But it's no worse than eBay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)
Twitter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
Ask some black people.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)
They have alogarhythm
Sorry, maths puns were earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)
Or you could phone your local police station and ask if they've arrested anyone recently
And if so, where.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Can I copy your homework at break tomorrow?
Alt: My guess is: no.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)
Alright Tangles.
Good weekend?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)
alright Jeff
Yeah, it's been a great one.
Yours?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:55, Reply)
I've worked and slept a lot.
I might go out for an hour in a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:56, Reply)
But then who will entertain me in the brief period before I give up and go to bed?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
Why not have a beer, listen to a record, go for a sneaky joint and then go to bed.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Way ahead of you here

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)
alright Sir Tangleton Smyth.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)
alright Dozerstone-Haugh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)
yer
Had a v pleasant weekend.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:02, Reply)
Me too
Nice country pub with friends this afternoon, followed by a curry.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)
I've pottered about.
Done some gardening, shaved my head, sold some shares, cooked a veggie roast, played some Halo.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:10, Reply)
Halo were a dreadful band.
Apparently the first band to fund their career via New Labour's New Deal for unemployed people.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)
The Xbox game ya daft wee hoor.
In other news, I have lost my Grand Prix CD :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)
Should be relatively cheap to replace.
Bandwagonesque and Catholic Education were where it was at for me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:40, Reply)
It's around somewhere
Grand Prix has some really special memories attached to it though. 1995 was an excellent year.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:50, Reply)
It certainly was..

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:52, Reply)

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