I don't have any small people, so I don't know how they work.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:46, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Quite well, small fingers are great at sowing.
You can probably get about a dozen Man U shirts an hour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:48, Reply)

well the field would be lush and green anyways

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Maybe that's what Battered needs to do.
Open a sweat shop - in his shed!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:50, Reply)

did you get your hashish?
And are you smoking it or eating it?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:51, Reply)

He'll probably cook with it.
I don't expect greatness.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:52, Reply)

he'll fry it with smarties and blue cheese

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Smart lad
The fat in them will break down the THC, ensuring maximum effectiveness.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:57, Reply)

Good work. I got a top class bit of hash recently but I stopped smoking more than a year ago. I knew about the fat soluble thing so cooked up a small bit in some olive oil and added to a tub of yoghurt.
Trippy and lasted ages.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:01, Reply)

Aberdeen's excellent for hash.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Until recently it was all soap bar and hydroponic sativa farmed by sad vietnamese youngsters but things are looking up.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

soap bar is shite.
I still have contacts up there. Mainly class As though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Don't use any of them. E years ago, when it was E and not class A but little since. Mucho acid in the 70's.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:18, Reply)

Pills (for me) peaked in 1999.
Speckled Mitsubishis. These days it's mdma powder, stupendous stuff but lacks the gouchiness of proper speckled bumbles.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:23, Reply)

I'd love some nice hash

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:05, Reply)

get on Silk Road and buy some.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

He needs the Alice B Toklas cookbook.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 20:58, Reply)

Being forgetful and mistaking it for Oxo.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:00, Reply)

I donno when i'll get it, hopefully this month sometime.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:06, Reply)

you should ask Monty to get you some and skin it up for you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:07, Reply)

If Gonz is really lucky, he's smoke it for him as well.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:08, Reply)

What I need is a local contact really.
How'd you go about finding one?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:13, Reply)

word of mouth.
Or use Silk Road.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Thing with SilkRoad is, don't you have to give your address for them to send it to you?
Seems a bit backwards to go through all that 'deep web' / proxy stuff, if you're gonna still give out your address.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:26, Reply)

well yeah
But it's no worse than eBay.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:28, Reply)

Twitter.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Ask some black people.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:15, Reply)

They have alogarhythm
Sorry, maths puns were earlier.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Or you could phone your local police station and ask if they've arrested anyone recently
And if so, where.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 1 Sep 2013, 21:16, Reply)