I take back everything I said before
she's a cow. Making me tidy the shed.
( Peej, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:54, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Did you at least get a shag after the wedding?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

What do you think

( Peej, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)

No. You looked too drunk in that photo.
Unless you had a lolly stick and some sellotape with you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)

I was indeed far too drunk

( Peej, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

like trying to push toothpaste back into the tube



while the tube throws books at you
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:08, Reply)

officelol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)

teehee
click
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)

You're not paying attention, Nakers.
He recanted the book throwing story. It now officially didn't happen. I suspect it may be politically motivated. The Cornish Independance Party is a family values party. You can't go for a leadership bid if your missus is hurling encyclopaedia volumes at your bonce.
( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

Since when have we let the truth get in the way of a good story?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

^^ This ^^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Oh, well played.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)

It's a click from me.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)

She is just trying to get you out of the way for a while
I will let you put 2 and 2 together
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)