When you say "on telly" are you watching Jeremy Kyle or something equivalent?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:15, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I hoping for Bargain Hunt

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

i was on Bargin Hunt once

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

How much did you sell for?
I expect you made a loss.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

i was in the auction room pushing up the price of my mate's uncles purchse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)

No, you just pushed past someone and got caught on CCTV

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)

That guy is mega fucking creepy. I mean you really wouldn't leave him alone with your children.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

AND SO IS TIM WONNACOTT

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Oh, we've all had a go on Swipe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

Expensive cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)

......this morning.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

.... i've had it in pause for a few hours because i've been busy working.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I think if you actively choose to pause shite like that you deserve everything you get, mate.
It's like the Daily Express for a special needs class.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

Phil: Today in This Morning, I make someone cry.
Holy: God, i'd love to make dirty love Gonz using butterscotch angel delight.
Phil: Wait what?
Holy: Oh shit, did I say that out loud?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

haha.
Well, if you're just watching it for the wank bank, fair does.

/Although I'm contractually obliged to tell you that I've got fair mileage out of people thinking she's my cousin. Richard Bacon in fact followed my cousin on twitter for months thinking it was Holly. The coke-addled fucktard.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:23, Reply)

Well now everyone wants to see your cousin

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:24, Reply)

sorry, work intervened
erm - lovely though my cousin is, the confusion doesn't stem from her looks but rather the name. Hence how people believe Holly is my cousin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

Holly Willobadger?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)

that's it.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:41, Reply)

she lives round the corner from me, sometimes we chat in the Deli or pub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

, sometimes we chat in the Deli or pub and was forced to take out a restraining order
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I bet she's got a really clean poo.
like parama violot smelling malteezers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:29, Reply)

I just don't know if this is the funniest thing I've read in ages, or the most disturbing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

Disturbing is default with Gonz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

Haha.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:06, Reply)

it's twenty past midday
don't lie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)