tenner says that someone mentions battered within 5 seconds

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:14, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

yep
cow, you owe me a tenner. ker-chinnng.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I can pay you in pats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

i'm fucking skint this month
had to pay £2.5k of council tax out of one month's salary due to a fuck-up. so i'll have the cash, ta.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

Seems a bit strong.
Did you forget to pay over the last year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

exactly that
the post went next door, and i didn't see it, and i also forgot that i hadn't paid this year, and it got legal, blah blah. fucking car tax is also due this month. i hate tax.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:22, Reply)

Well you won't be doing that again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:26, Reply)

you'd be surprised
i think this is the fifth year it has happened.

they say even chimpanzees learn...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Well, that makes you a spastic then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:28, Reply)

yes
yes it does. would have been fine without the holiday, but i always end up spoiling the kids something rotten.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

How can you spoil kids to the degree that you've been left short?
The odd ice-cream is hardly going to cripple you financially.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

This is just what got AA into the mess he's in
Those flakes aren't cheap
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Did you see that Funny Feet are coming back!
I might send Dozer a box of them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)

Ha ha
Just reading through the thread, have a click
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

It's the cost of the puppies that causes the problem.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

my mistake was letting them have an argos catalogue each, it got them all overexcited
believe me, there are negotiations in the middle east that are less fraught.

SHE wants that and it's £1 more than THAT, so what about THAT?

do you really need another remote control car?

turns out that's a stupid question...

my brother said i should have given them a £1 coin each and turned them loose in the arcade to spend it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:49, Reply)

You can pay it by Direct Debit
That way you don't forget
HTH
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

yeah, yeah you can
but calling them is a nightmare. i've been on hold for 25 mins before, and still nobody picks up.

so then i try to do it online. turns out someone has already registered that property, can i call this number to sort it out?

see above.

i have this with my oyster card too. apparently it's already registered for online top-ups, which is bollocks. i should get a new oyster card, but i always forget, and then end up standing in the Q swearing like a touretter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:51, Reply)

hahaha yeah
*checks it*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Cheque it?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)