I'd rather not get fired. That wouldn't interview well.

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Whereas your normal charmless nerk self does?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

but at least you would actually BE interviewing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

much easier to get a new job whilst you still have one
don't hang around to get fired or dunny. is there anything you can do to make yourself more marketable - can you get a skill or a language or something under your belt?

also, not wearing that cardigran. that would be a good start.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)

I'm concerned that some people may have missed your post a few threads back, so I thought I'd link to it here:
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2068767
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

Er... PEAROAST

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

No no you have to say 'have a roasted pea'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

Sounds a little plain
Couldn't I make myself appear more wakki, with a little more flowery language?
Something like: methinks I shall prepare an legume of the roasted variety, perchance...?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

^ methinks this is 'teh' 'FTW'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)

methinks thou art a gaylord and indeed verily a focker

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)

i hate that
although i fucking love roasted chickpeas
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)

little bastards

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)

udel.edu/~mcdonald/mythredhair.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

ARE YOU SAYING I'M NOT MARKETABLE?

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)

as a professional, I'm gonna say yes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

I'M SAYING YOU'RE UGLY AND STUPID AND YOU SMELL
but you're still marketable. however, getting fired will make it harder to get a new job. you polish that turd now, it will flush a lot more easily in a few months' time.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 2 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)