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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Micro is going through a food phase of raisins. Bastard things get everywhere. Almost as bad as when I feed her cous cous.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:09, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I made the mistake a while ago of leaving birthday cake in a party bag for both of mine
When I got home it looked like the cakes had exploded
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I made micro her birthday cake last week. Every meal since then she asks for chocolate cake & lychees.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Victorianlols
Mine are "into" Nutella at the moment and want this all the time
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
fill a nappy with it then eat it in front of them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
hahaha!
Nice
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
& shout "NOW YOU OWN IT"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Clicks all round, gentlemen

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
I'm trying to find a way to say that mine is obsessed with salami that doesn't sound 'lol' and can't :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Milano is best of all the salamis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
/ac

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I favour salame di napoli or that one with the whole green peppercorns in it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
better that than daddy's chocolate starfish
or uncle stunned's chocolate starfish
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Like these?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
kids love that shit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
i've been banned from buying "millions" for the nieces
they drop them everywhere and my sister-in-law hates them
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I don't know what millions are.
I'm guessing it's a jumbo pack of hundreds and thousands.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
you're not far off, actually
joke backfires with accuracy
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
It may not just be them dropping them
I think that there is enough e numbers in a packet to send a elephant Hyperactive
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
as the aunt
that is NOT my problem

that is revenge for years of big brother torture
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
haha I like your style*



*not your hair style of course
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I feel all embarrassed now, I'm turning bright red*

*wait scratch that, that was her hair style
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
get them to wash it all down with a couple of cans of red bull
(just as you are leaving obvs)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
Utter nonsense.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

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