I havent watched any male gay porn

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:25, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Too busy staring in it, eh.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)

ooooooof
that be an unfortunate typo for hamsterse
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)

You knows it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

^ denying too much ^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)

Not at all
Just don't see why I'd waste valuable porn watching time seeing two blokes going at it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Eh?
Neither have I.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)

I saw meatspin.com
that's about it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)

Not clicking that soz
Might be an old car
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

you wish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

I've seen that. I displayed a worrying level of tolerance.

( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

strikethrough tolerance
replace with arousal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint.
But I think the internet has robbed me of my capacity for being shocked. I am inured.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

there was a brilliant post on here about that
here:



The internet has a lot to answer for....

I remember going round to my mates house when i was about 14'ish and seeing the Athena Tennis girl poster for the first time. Spoffed in my pants, and burned the image into my retinas, so i could store it in my minds 'wank bank' for future reference during 'personal loving moments'.

Nowadays, the internet has spoilt all that. This was a conversation at work recently...

"Oh my god! Come and have a look at this. Someone has emailed me a picture of 2 lesbians with strapons, being pissed on by a midget on a horse."

"What sort of horse is it?"

".....A brown one"

"Nah, can't be arsed"

(
turtles head is touching cloth poked a dwarf on the forehead at
, Tue 30 Jan 2007, 17:26, I like this!, More)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

I'm just fucking around innit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)

around men, hamsters, my own fist...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)

ZING!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)

if ever a man were into self-anal-fisting
that man was dozer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Dozer. I might send you a box of these
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2408352/1980s-Funny-Feet-ice-cream-favourite-returns-shops-web-campaign-7-000-fans.html
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

You could share them with Stunned.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Nothing funny about my foot?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)

I can lend you some if you want?

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)

You're alright ta

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)

that's not what you say when he's not here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)

Bit rude.
Himjim was trying to be helpful. You could have given more than a cursory refusal, at least.
( Kroney, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)

I get a fantastic newsletter every week with all the ropey titles they peddle out
New favourites include:

Call of Büty - Black Tops

and

Onesie Direction
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)

Fucking hell

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

you have to LOL at onesie direction

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)

After my horror this morning it'll be a long time before I find benders amusing in any way, bel'ee dat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)

i think he should be applauded for his entrepreneurial skills

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)

I think he should be executed.
I've felt sick all day. I am genuinely appalled.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)

imagine the sort of person who takes him up on it

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)

*imagines Battered*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)

christ no
even a toothless blow job giving tramp has limits
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)

lol

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)

YES PLEASE!!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)