I'm a bit sad Gonz.
b3th doesn't have enough friends to have a birthday party.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

TGGI

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

What does that mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:18, Reply)

This Guy Gets It

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:19, Reply)

The Gonz Gets Invited

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)

Sounds like a good excuse for an offline-bash; no mongs.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)

I suggested B3th went to the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

I read that as 'Jeff' for 'fuck off and die'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Me too
It's almost like he wants you to die
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Why does he hate me so much, Harters?
I've been nothing but kind to the massive bender.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)

heh
I said I'd organise your party for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

With jelly and ice cream and balloons and streamers?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:43, Reply)

If that's what you'd like.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)

Do you think it's one of them "pulling your pigtails in the playground" things?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:36, Reply)

She wouldn't show her knickers, so all sanctions are OK.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)

I would offer to organise your party for you.
But you are being nasty now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:27, Reply)

If a blacksmiths anvil and a length of chain was involved
I do hope you told her to wait for the tide to come and delete her account first
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)

Can you imagine how bored you would get
on Western sands with nowt but and anvil and chain to keep you company until the tide came in?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)

Just being in WsM is hell enough.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:34, Reply)

Try Fraserburgh. Like WSM but about twenty degrees colder and a forty knot wind. And no pier.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:41, Reply)

I'm not sure the pier adds to the value of WsM
Although there is a place opposite the pier that does nice ice cream.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:44, Reply)

There is.
Though, as I remember, you wouldn't have one that day we did the pier.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)

I was too busy basking in the glory of being the OT Crazy Golf champion.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Fraserburgh has a breakwater over which treacherous seas pound in the middle of summer. It also has few shops and a population of septuagenarian Christians and teenage junkies.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:47, Reply)

The year I spent xmas in Aberdeen
I saw some muppet surfing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:50, Reply)

Yeah, there used to be a lot of that. Miss Piggy was spectacular.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)

Well I'm offended.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:25, Reply)

I'm naked ape

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 18:29, Reply)