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	 Apparently I filled in a wine questionairre a bit ago, online.
	Apparently I filled in a wine questionairre a bit ago, online.
 	Probably did, can't remember, anyway, a guy from the company has phoned me, wants to come round and bring me a selection of vinos to sample. Is this a blag, a blag to flog me some booze, or something more sinister?
Or I am just being a bit paranoid?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:21,
	
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latest was 12 years ago)
 
	 It's the 'wants to come round' bit that's weird.
	It's the 'wants to come round' bit that's weird.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:25,
	
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	 Get someone pissed, get them to sign a direct debit form.
	Get someone pissed, get them to sign a direct debit form.
 	The fact Pooks can't remember doing the survey should set the alarm bells off.
	(
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:26,
	
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	 Strategy.
	Strategy. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:29,
	
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	 welcome to the hard sell
	welcome to the hard sell
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:27,
	
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	 We've got fun 'n' games
	We've got fun 'n' games
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 i'm werking doc, it's shit
	i'm werking doc, it's shit
 	plus I have an 8:30 meeting tomorrow and hour and a half from my house
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:31,
	
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	 Wet a towel and wrap it round your head. That will muffle the signal.
	Wet a towel and wrap it round your head. That will muffle the signal.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:33,
	
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	 Then get the fuck outta there.
	Then get the fuck outta there.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:34,
	
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	 it's Nakers.
	it's Nakers.
 	He's going to botsex you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 Alright Dozer.
	Alright Dozer. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 alright flatulent boar
	alright flatulent boar
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:38,
	
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	 How's tricks?
	How's tricks? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:39,
	
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	 nae bad
	nae bad
 	Sold some shares. I needed a couple of grand at short notice.
I feel frightfully capitalist.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:40,
	
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	 please, have you seen the state of him?
	please, have you seen the state of him?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:29,
	
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	 Which /offtopicer would you botsex then?
	Which /offtopicer would you botsex then?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:37,
	
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	 do you wnat them in order?
	do you wnat them in order?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:42,
	
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	 Yer go on then
	Yer go on then
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 you
	you
 	Rory
Windy
Two hats
you again
you
Dozer (if grace isn't in there)
you
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	 *cries*
	*cries*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:58,
	
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	 Ha ha no one wants to bum the bummer
	Ha ha no one wants to bum the bummer
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00,
	
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	 Ha ha the no show for the slo-mo homo.
	Ha ha the no show for the slo-mo homo.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00,
	
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	 soz, but I don't want to be gay about it
	soz, but I don't want to be gay about it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 YOUR LOSS!
	YOUR LOSS!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 I'm free on Saturday
	I'm free on Saturday
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59,
	
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	 SECOND LAST????????
	SECOND LAST????????
 	WE ARE 
THROUGH.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59,
	
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	 Yer
	Yer
 	I've met Pookie. Got pissed with him in York a few years ago.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:38,
	
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	 Wait hang on
	Wait hang on
 	Someone actually met you in York?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:42,
	
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	 Several have.
	Several have.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:43,
	
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	 but more haven't?
	but more haven't?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:45,
	
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	 Look Chompy
	Look Chompy
 	You're Off Topic's shittest bully. Yet another field in which you've comprehensively failed.
Why don't you go and post some more gazzes, you idiotic little shitheap.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:46,
	
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	 errr...
	errr...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:49,
	
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	 IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT LAME TEASING ABOUT BEING 'STOOD UP' BY OFF TOPICERS
	IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT LAME TEASING ABOUT BEING 'STOOD UP' BY OFF TOPICERS
 	YOU KNOW, BECAUSE QUITE LITERALLY EVERYBODY DESPISES ME.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 I don't
	I don't 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:51,
	
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	 You do though.
	You do though.
 	Wikipedia says so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	 PROVE IT YOU FUCKING PRICK!
	PROVE IT YOU FUCKING PRICK! 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59,
	
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	 Nah, I'll just wallow in my own rebarbative superciliousness.
	Nah, I'll just wallow in my own rebarbative superciliousness.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:01,
	
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	 Fair enough
	Fair enough 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 It's a deal that works for me.
	It's a deal that works for me.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 "Why do birds suddenly appear"
	"Why do birds suddenly appear"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	 Because chicks dig me.
	Because chicks dig me.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:53,
	
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	 very good
	very good
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	 You seem alright to me. For a black fella.
	You seem alright to me. For a black fella.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	 I'm an Irish Paki actually.
	I'm an Irish Paki actually.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	 Yeah, black, like I said.
	Yeah, black, like I said.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	 I'm like the James Joyce of the internet.
	I'm like the James Joyce of the internet.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:56,
	
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	 More James corden
	More James corden
 	(Fat joke)
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00,
	
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	 I ent fat.
	I ent fat.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02,
	
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	 In my mind everyone is.
	In my mind everyone is.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:03,
	
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	 In your mind it's raining black drops of lithium rain.
	In your mind it's raining black drops of lithium rain.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 *shrugs*
	*shrugs*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	 Probably be fine.
	Probably be fine. 
 	Or murder.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 you wouold say that
	you wouold say that
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	 I've changed.
	I've changed. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:29,
	
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	 He's planning to get you drunk then bum you
	He's planning to get you drunk then bum you
 	Have fun!
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:36,
	
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	 The next Android OS is called Kit Kat. That's shit innit?
	The next Android OS is called Kit Kat. That's shit innit?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:44,
	
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	 Yes.
	Yes.
 	But not as bent as 'Snow Leopard' etc.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:45,
	
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	 Sex panther.
	Sex panther.
 	Was that one?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:46,
	
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	 yeah, 60% of time it worked all the time
	yeah, 60% of time it worked all the time
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:47,
	
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	 It's got real panther in it, so you know it's good.
	It's got real panther in it, so you know it's good.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 Or Nakers.
	Or Nakers.
 	That is well bent.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:46,
	
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	 They whole wakki cake thing is pathetic
	They whole wakki cake thing is pathetic
 	and surely Kit Kat is trademarked?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:45,
	
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	 It's balls. I have an Android and hate people asking if I have fucking Jellybean or whatever.
	It's balls. I have an Android and hate people asking if I have fucking Jellybean or whatever.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:47,
	
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	 You know York City FC?
	You know York City FC?
 	Their ground is called Kit Kat Crescent.
I shit you not.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:47,
	
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	 yeah but, nestle confectionery are based there and I assume sponsor it
	yeah but, nestle confectionery are based there and I assume sponsor it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 yer true
	yer true
 	Utter shit name though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:49,
	
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	 Yep. It has an r in a circle after it.
	Yep. It has an r in a circle after it.
 	Have a break
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:48,
	
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	 Generic 'chunky/four fingers' pun
	Generic 'chunky/four fingers' pun
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 Sideways for you...
	Sideways for you...
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:53,
	
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	 I'd have to start with one and work my way up to the full four after training.
	I'd have to start with one and work my way up to the full four after training.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:56,
	
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	 Ah, you've done fisting before I see.
	Ah, you've done fisting before I see.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:58,
	
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	 Don't get excited.
	Don't get excited.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02,
	
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	 too late, my amphibious compadre, too late.
	too late, my amphibious compadre, too late.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:03,
	
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	 He rents it out to cave divers
	He rents it out to cave divers
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:03,
	
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	 Renting implies the exchange of money.
	Renting implies the exchange of money.
 	This had NOT occurred to me.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08,
	
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	 I filled one of them in too, thinking they would just send the wine
	I filled one of them in too, thinking they would just send the wine
 	SEND ME FREE WINE!!
I arranged for him to call me back and arrange a time, then blocked the number.
The British way of avoiding things.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:47,
	
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	 Textbook avoidance.
	Textbook avoidance.
 	'10/10 would avoid again. A+++++++'
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	 I reckon it's a hard sell.
	I reckon it's a hard sell.
 	Free booze, then a debit. I might arrange to meet him in my local. Obviously, it's financially all good to him.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50,
	
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	 DO YOU NOT EVEN READ MY POSTS SHITHEAD
	DO YOU NOT EVEN READ MY POSTS SHITHEAD
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	 Does anyone?
	Does anyone?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	 I do cos he's the best one here.
	I do cos he's the best one here.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 ^FACT^
	^FACT^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 by 'best', you mean 'least shit'
	by 'best', you mean 'least shit'
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:57,
	
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	 He amuses me.
	He amuses me.
 	In a 'get the class spaz to do things that we can't get away with' way.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02,
	
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	 He should pretend to bum the janitor.
	He should pretend to bum the janitor.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:04,
	
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	 who'[s the janitor?
	who'[s the janitor?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 Bonzodog29.
	Bonzodog29.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 he's a janitor?
	he's a janitor?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:07,
	
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	 Hopefully.
	Hopefully.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08,
	
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	 Is that why he mostly shows up in threads after everyone's left them?
	Is that why he mostly shows up in threads after everyone's left them?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08,
	
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	 That, and the chronic alcololism.
	That, and the chronic alcololism.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:09,
	
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	 Is he Australian?
	Is he Australian?
 	I always read his posts in an aussie accent.
Same way people read mine like a Geordie Julian Clary.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:15,
	
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	 what accent do you read mine in?
	what accent do you read mine in?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:17,
	
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	 Scotch queen
	Scotch queen
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18,
	
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	 Ooh I say!
	Ooh I say!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18,
	
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	 I haven't applied one to you yet..
	I haven't applied one to you yet.. 
 	I haven't for most, just a few. 
Nobody else do this?
:/
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:19,
	
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	 Nah, just you.
	Nah, just you.
 	maybe it's a bent thing.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20,
	
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	 DAMMIT
	DAMMIT
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20,
	
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	 ^ proof right here ^
	^ proof right here ^
 	rLOL!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:21,
	
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	 'Scotch queen' it is...
	'Scotch queen' it is...
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:21,
	
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	 :'(
	:'(
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:21,
	
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	 yeah, I do to some extent
	yeah, I do to some extent
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20,
	
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	 Go on then, let's have your list - username: voice
	Go on then, let's have your list - username: voice
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:23,
	
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	 Dozer: scotch queen
	Dozer: scotch queen
 	rory: fast talking irish pikey
Battered: trying to hide common roots
Swipe: shrill lurches into deep northern
Placid: 70's Midland car plant worker
AA: mumbles in northern
chomp: snorts and tsks at the end of most sentances
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:27,
	
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	 By all that is holy, this is perfect.
	By all that is holy, this is perfect.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:27,
	
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	 I knew he wouldn't let me down
	I knew he wouldn't let me down
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:29,
	
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	 He's the best one here.
	He's the best one here.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:29,
	
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	 totes
	totes
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:30,
	
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	 Imma gon do my MA dissertation on that post.
	Imma gon do my MA dissertation on that post.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:32,
	
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	 This is why you're the best.
	This is why you're the best.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:30,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	 sorry was off buying pocket squares and ties
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:32,
	
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	 The Chomp description is how I had imagined too. Actual lol.
	The Chomp description is how I had imagined too. Actual lol.
 	See you later.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:34,
	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:34,
	
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	 Nah e's an essex boy
	Nah e's an essex boy
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18,
	
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	 Fuck knows where that came from then.
	Fuck knows where that came from then.
 	Probably 'Bonzer'
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:19,
	
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	 ye3r otherwise how would they all know to tell me off for my spelling?
	ye3r otherwise how would they all know to tell me off for my spelling?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:55,
	
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	 I haven't read this post but I bet there's a spelling mistake in it
	I haven't read this post but I bet there's a spelling mistake in it
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:57,
	
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	 And how would we know interesting stuff about Fray Bentos?
	And how would we know interesting stuff about Fray Bentos?
 	Spakka.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:01,
	
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	 How is Spakkaman?
	How is Spakkaman?
 	Not seen him for ages.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 His cock now does that precum thing.
	His cock now does that precum thing.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06,
	
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	 Whodatden?
	Whodatden?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:07,
	
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	 I assume posts written in caps,
	I assume posts written in caps,
 	are a bit special,in not the good way. So no.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:57,
	
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	 What do you call an arrogant Roman clown?
 	Supercilious!
	What do you call an arrogant Roman clown?
 	Supercilious!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:03,
	
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	 haha we have a right laugh here dont we
	haha we have a right laugh here dont we
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 No.
	No.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	 I'm off to bed bollocks, I'm knackered. Absolutrely.
	I'm off to bed bollocks, I'm knackered. Absolutrely.
 	
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:07,
	
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	 What do you call a 1982 American science fiction film released by Walt Disney Productions having a sleep?
	What do you call a 1982 American science fiction film released by Walt Disney Productions having a sleep?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:07,
	
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	 Do tell.
	Do tell.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08,
	
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	 Dozertron.
	Dozertron. 
 	I think it's bed time.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:09,
	
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	 Are you trying to get me in bed?
	Are you trying to get me in bed?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:11,
	
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	 No.
	No. 
 	Not Into men, especially fat ones. It's a no from me.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:14,
	
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	 Why you slimy little bug eyed creep!
	Why you slimy little bug eyed creep!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:14,
	
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	 He's been leading you on all night and all
	He's been leading you on all night and all
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:15,
	
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	 Next thing he'll do is stand me up!
	Next thing he'll do is stand me up!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:16,
	
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	 I was going, but I'm not having this.
	I was going, but I'm not having this.
 	HE HASN'T BOUGHT ME ONE DRINK ALL NIGHT, NOT ONE! I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:17,
	
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	 How about you buy me a pizza instead?
	How about you buy me a pizza instead?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:17,
	
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	 IT'S OVER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CRIPPLING DEBT. BYE.
	IT'S OVER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CRIPPLING DEBT. BYE.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18,
	
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	 IT'S REAL LEATHER!
	IT'S REAL LEATHER!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:19,
	
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	 Oh we'll in that case
	Oh we'll in that case
 	See you at pizza express tomorrow at eight.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:24,
	
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	 It's okay, I have that voucher that entitles me to a free pizza.
	It's okay, I have that voucher that entitles me to a free pizza.
 	Or we could go to a much nicer family-run place. You know, better menu, more atmosphere, more character.
No vouchers though, soz.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:25,
	
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	 Nah, pizza seems the way for us to move forward and take our relationship to the next level.
	Nah, pizza seems the way for us to move forward and take our relationship to the next level.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:28,
	
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	 Shit sex?
	Shit sex?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:31,
	
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	 U kno dat
	U kno dat
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:31,
	
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	 I'm actually disappointed at not being pulled up for using the incorrect 'homo' up there.
	I'm actually disappointed at not being pulled up for using the incorrect 'homo' up there.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:07,
	
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	 Too obvious innit.
	Too obvious innit.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:10,
	
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	 Yer.
	Yer.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:10,
	
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	 I'm actually disappointed that you're such a bender
	I'm actually disappointed that you're such a bender
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:11,
	
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	 Not really it's actually what I expect from you
	Not really it's actually what I expect from you
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:11,
	
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	 Hey, we make a rilly rilly cute couple.
	Hey, we make a rilly rilly cute couple.
 	You know it, I know it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:12,
	
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	 Night cock gobblers x x
	Night cock gobblers x x
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:15,
	
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	 Night babes xoxo
	Night babes xoxo
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf
 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:17,
	
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	 Something to end the evening with
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=MavDRwy2Ml4
	Something to end the evening with
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=MavDRwy2Ml4
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn
 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:39,
	
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	 I'm crywanking to this
 	youtu.be/p26kW302T1g
	I'm crywanking to this
 	youtu.be/p26kW302T1g:'(
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:43,
	
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