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	Apparently I filled in a wine questionairre a bit ago, online.
 	Probably did, can't remember, anyway, a guy from the company has phoned me, wants to come round and bring me a selection of vinos to sample. Is this a blag, a blag to flog me some booze, or something more sinister?
Or I am just being a bit paranoid?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:21,
	
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	It's the 'wants to come round' bit that's weird.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:25,
	
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	Get someone pissed, get them to sign a direct debit form.
 	The fact Pooks can't remember doing the survey should set the alarm bells off.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:26,
	
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	Strategy. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:29,
	
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	welcome to the hard sell
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:27,
	
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	We've got fun 'n' games
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	i'm werking doc, it's shit
 	plus I have an 8:30 meeting tomorrow and hour and a half from my house
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:31,
	
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	Wet a towel and wrap it round your head. That will muffle the signal.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:33,
	
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	Then get the fuck outta there.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:34,
	
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	it's Nakers.
 	He's going to botsex you.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	Alright Dozer. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	alright flatulent boar
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:38,
	
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	How's tricks? 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:39,
	
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	nae bad
 	Sold some shares. I needed a couple of grand at short notice.
I feel frightfully capitalist.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:40,
	
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	please, have you seen the state of him?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:29,
	
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	Which /offtopicer would you botsex then?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:37,
	
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	do you wnat them in order?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:42,
	
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	Yer go on then
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50,
	
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	you
 	Rory
Windy
Two hats
you again
you
Dozer (if grace isn't in there)
you
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	*cries*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:58,
	
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	Ha ha no one wants to bum the bummer
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00,
	
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	Ha ha the no show for the slo-mo homo.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00,
	
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	soz, but I don't want to be gay about it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	YOUR LOSS!
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06,
	
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	I'm free on Saturday
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59,
	
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	SECOND LAST????????
 	WE ARE 
THROUGH.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59,
	
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	Yer
 	I've met Pookie. Got pissed with him in York a few years ago.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:38,
	
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	Wait hang on
 	Someone actually met you in York?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:42,
	
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	Several have.
 	
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	but more haven't?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:45,
	
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	Look Chompy
 	You're Off Topic's shittest bully. Yet another field in which you've comprehensively failed.
Why don't you go and post some more gazzes, you idiotic little shitheap.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:46,
	
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	errr...
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:49,
	
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	IT WAS A JOKE ABOUT LAME TEASING ABOUT BEING 'STOOD UP' BY OFF TOPICERS
 	YOU KNOW, BECAUSE QUITE LITERALLY EVERYBODY DESPISES ME.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:50,
	
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	I don't 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:51,
	
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	You do though.
 	Wikipedia says so.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	PROVE IT YOU FUCKING PRICK! 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:59,
	
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	Nah, I'll just wallow in my own rebarbative superciliousness.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:01,
	
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	Fair enough 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:05,
	
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	It's a deal that works for me.
 	
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	"Why do birds suddenly appear"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	Because chicks dig me.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:53,
	
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	very good
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	You seem alright to me. For a black fella.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	I'm an Irish Paki actually.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	Yeah, black, like I said.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	I'm like the James Joyce of the internet.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:56,
	
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	More James corden
 	(Fat joke)
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:00,
	
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	I ent fat.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02,
	
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	In my mind everyone is.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:03,
	
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	In your mind it's raining black drops of lithium rain.
 	
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	*shrugs*
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	Probably be fine. 
 	Or murder.
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	you wouold say that
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:28,
	
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	I've changed. 
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:29,
	
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	He's planning to get you drunk then bum you
 	Have fun!
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:36,
	
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	The next Android OS is called Kit Kat. That's shit innit?
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:44,
	
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	Yes.
 	But not as bent as 'Snow Leopard' etc.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:45,
	
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	Sex panther.
 	Was that one?
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:46,
	
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	yeah, 60% of time it worked all the time
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:47,
	
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	It's got real panther in it, so you know it's good.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:48,
	
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	Or Nakers.
 	That is well bent.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:46,
	
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	They whole wakki cake thing is pathetic
 	and surely Kit Kat is trademarked?
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:45,
	
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	It's balls. I have an Android and hate people asking if I have fucking Jellybean or whatever.
 	
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	You know York City FC?
 	Their ground is called Kit Kat Crescent.
I shit you not.
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	yeah but, nestle confectionery are based there and I assume sponsor it
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:48,
	
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	yer true
 	Utter shit name though.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:49,
	
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	Yep. It has an r in a circle after it.
 	Have a break
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:48,
	
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	Generic 'chunky/four fingers' pun
 	
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	Sideways for you...
 	
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	I'd have to start with one and work my way up to the full four after training.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:56,
	
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	Ah, you've done fisting before I see.
 	
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	Don't get excited.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02,
	
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	too late, my amphibious compadre, too late.
 	
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	He rents it out to cave divers
 	
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	Renting implies the exchange of money.
 	This had NOT occurred to me.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08,
	
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	I filled one of them in too, thinking they would just send the wine
 	SEND ME FREE WINE!!
I arranged for him to call me back and arrange a time, then blocked the number.
The British way of avoiding things.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:47,
	
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	Textbook avoidance.
 	'10/10 would avoid again. A+++++++'
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	I reckon it's a hard sell.
 	Free booze, then a debit. I might arrange to meet him in my local. Obviously, it's financially all good to him.
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	DO YOU NOT EVEN READ MY POSTS SHITHEAD
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:52,
	
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	Does anyone?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:54,
	
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	I do cos he's the best one here.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:55,
	
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	^FACT^
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:55,
	
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	by 'best', you mean 'least shit'
 	
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	He amuses me.
 	In a 'get the class spaz to do things that we can't get away with' way.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:02,
	
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	He should pretend to bum the janitor.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:04,
	
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	who'[s the janitor?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:06,
	
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	Bonzodog29.
 	
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	he's a janitor?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:07,
	
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	Hopefully.
 	
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	Is that why he mostly shows up in threads after everyone's left them?
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:08,
	
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	That, and the chronic alcololism.
 	
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	Is he Australian?
 	I always read his posts in an aussie accent.
Same way people read mine like a Geordie Julian Clary.
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:15,
	
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	what accent do you read mine in?
 	
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	Scotch queen
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:18,
	
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	Ooh I say!
 	
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	I haven't applied one to you yet.. 
 	I haven't for most, just a few. 
Nobody else do this?
:/
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:19,
	
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	Nah, just you.
 	maybe it's a bent thing.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20,
	
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	DAMMIT
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20,
	
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	^ proof right here ^
 	rLOL!
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	'Scotch queen' it is...
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:21,
	
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	:'(
 	
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	yeah, I do to some extent
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:20,
	
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	Go on then, let's have your list - username: voice
 	
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	Dozer: scotch queen
 	rory: fast talking irish pikey
Battered: trying to hide common roots
Swipe: shrill lurches into deep northern
Placid: 70's Midland car plant worker
AA: mumbles in northern
chomp: snorts and tsks at the end of most sentances
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:27,
	
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	By all that is holy, this is perfect.
 	
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	I knew he wouldn't let me down
 	
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	He's the best one here.
 	
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	totes
 	
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	Imma gon do my MA dissertation on that post.
 	
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	This is why you're the best.
 	
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	\o/
 	 sorry was off buying pocket squares and ties
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:32,
	
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	The Chomp description is how I had imagined too. Actual lol.
 	See you later.
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:34,
	
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	Nah e's an essex boy
 	
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	Fuck knows where that came from then.
 	Probably 'Bonzer'
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:19,
	
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	ye3r otherwise how would they all know to tell me off for my spelling?
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 21:55,
	
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	I haven't read this post but I bet there's a spelling mistake in it
 	
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	And how would we know interesting stuff about Fray Bentos?
 	Spakka.
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	How is Spakkaman?
 	Not seen him for ages.
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	His cock now does that precum thing.
 	
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	Whodatden?
 	
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	I assume posts written in caps,
 	are a bit special,in not the good way. So no.
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	What do you call an arrogant Roman clown?
 	Supercilious!
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	haha we have a right laugh here dont we
 	
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	No.
 	
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	I'm off to bed bollocks, I'm knackered. Absolutrely.
 	
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	What do you call a 1982 American science fiction film released by Walt Disney Productions having a sleep?
 	
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	Do tell.
 	
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	Dozertron. 
 	I think it's bed time.
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	Are you trying to get me in bed?
 	
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	No. 
 	Not Into men, especially fat ones. It's a no from me.
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	Why you slimy little bug eyed creep!
 	
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	He's been leading you on all night and all
 	
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	Next thing he'll do is stand me up!
 	
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	I was going, but I'm not having this.
 	HE HASN'T BOUGHT ME ONE DRINK ALL NIGHT, NOT ONE! I DESERVE BETTER THAN THIS.
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	How about you buy me a pizza instead?
 	
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	IT'S OVER BECAUSE YOU DIDN'T TELL ME ABOUT YOUR CRIPPLING DEBT. BYE.
 	
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	IT'S REAL LEATHER!
 	
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	Oh we'll in that case
 	See you at pizza express tomorrow at eight.
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	It's okay, I have that voucher that entitles me to a free pizza.
 	Or we could go to a much nicer family-run place. You know, better menu, more atmosphere, more character.
No vouchers though, soz.
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	Nah, pizza seems the way for us to move forward and take our relationship to the next level.
 	
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	Shit sex?
 	
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	U kno dat
 	
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	I'm actually disappointed at not being pulled up for using the incorrect 'homo' up there.
 	
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	Too obvious innit.
 	
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	Yer.
 	
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	I'm actually disappointed that you're such a bender
 	
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	Not really it's actually what I expect from you
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:11,
	
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	Hey, we make a rilly rilly cute couple.
 	You know it, I know it.
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	Night cock gobblers x x
 	
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	Night babes xoxo
 	
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 GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:17,
	
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	Something to end the evening with
 	www.youtube.com/watch?v=MavDRwy2Ml4
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 22:39,
	
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	I'm crywanking to this
 	youtu.be/p26kW302T1g:'(
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