Thought women could multitask?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:26, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Only if one of the tasks is talking.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

Usually the other task is watching a film.

( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

^ voice of experience ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Wife multitasks brilliantly if its talking over a film.
Drives me nuts
( Peej, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Mrs Cow does the "watch the same TV as you" then ask a million questions about it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)

^ This ^
I thought it was just my wife that did that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)

It appears to be all of them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Hark at you lot with your 'wives' and 'kids' and 'happy lives'
Cunts.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Who the fuck said happy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Wait, he's Battered's brother, right?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Yer, but which one of the 6 I have no idea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

Grumpy.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

No, husbands do it too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

, too
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:50, Reply)

My mother is the worst person to watch television with.
For an otherwise highly intelligent woman it's like she becomes some kind of fucking retard. 'OOHHH, SO *HE'S* THE ONE FROM EARLIER' etc.

Her finest hour was when I watched Gladiator with her and she started chanting 'pae-do, pae-do' when Commodus was leering over his sleeping nephew. I fucking wet myself.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)

She was talking to you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

You know, the more I think back the more I realise how unhappy I was with my wife.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

Small mercies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Still better to die alone and drunk in a bedsit eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:43, Reply)

Bedsit? No thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

well played

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)

Oh, god, I *hate* that.
Himself does it ALL the bastard time.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

watching a film pretending to listen
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)