Five years ago I was still married and thoroughly fecking miserable.
Since then I've got rid of the wife, got my own place, got 2 great kids who are doing just fine.

Had some further relationship woes along the way, but generally it's all been on an upward curve.

Alt: My accent is east coast Scots, which as anyone knows leaves ladies frothing at the clopper with a mere "Awright doll?".
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:12, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Kidnapping children IS still illegal you know.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Look they looked lonely, alright?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:16, Reply)

Castro alarm rings

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:19, Reply)

No one can hear it down here in the basement

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

+d

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

You might need to help me with that one Sporters

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

laddies

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:17, Reply)

NO WHISKY CHAT

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Well that too. Duh. I'm an equal opportunities pervert.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 4 Sep 2013, 14:18, Reply)