Welcome to Thursday Evening


Tell me about your day.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:29, 181 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Eggheads
As I sneaked home early from work and was too hot to manage anything other than lounge in front of the television, I watched Eggheads.

I hate those smug twats.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:30, Reply)

Hey clendrix!
I had an awful day.
Been diagnosed with psoriasis this morning (thankfully all cleared up, but may strike again), and just the most stressful and annoying day at work ever:(
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:32, Reply)

Hello BK
*hugs carefully so as not to start things off again*

Poor you! Psoriasis must be awful. And why was your day so stressful?
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:34, Reply)

I'm too good at my job
*returns hug*
Thanks hun.

It's ok now, but a month or so ago it looked like second degree burns on the soles of my feet. Painful and ugly!

That sounds arrogant, but everyone comes to me with their shit and it's once in a blue moon I let them down. So they keep coming. Way too busy and couldn't get any new orders done cos I was sorting out every other twat's mess. Grrrr!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:36, Reply)

*hugs BK*
I'm sorry :( hope it stays away for a long time this time!

My day was special - got up at quarter to 12 to run across campus for a counselling appointment, then came back here and have dossed about on b3ta ever since, having nothing else to do, and saying "I'll take the charity bag to town tomorrow". Then my dress arrived from ebay so I tried that on and am now pondering dinner of some kind.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:37, Reply)

Is it part of your job
to sort out the messes that twats make?
Or do they just assume you'll do it cos you're good at it.

Work would be so much easier without other people there, dicking around and being incompetent.

Edit: Maladicta - love that dress!
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:39, Reply)

@mal
Thank you - no, it's much better and cleared up, bar a tiny rash on a couple of fingers. Also, I have all new baby-pink skin on my feet. It's all smooth and nice!
Glad you had a good day! *hugs*

*edit* @clendrix
Some of it's supplier errors and some is the people I order for giving me the wrong occasion in the first place. But I am very good at sorting the mess out so they keep coming back.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:40, Reply)

@ clendrix
Thanks :) I had to bid on three different ones before I nabbed it off ebay eventually and now I love it to bits! Not told Mr Maladicta it's arrived yet, I think I'll give him a treat.

@ BK - glad to hear it's cleared up now :)
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:42, Reply)

Evenin'
I take it that the temperature's quite high in London today. Or have you just been wearing your duffel coat, clendrix? Anyway, it's a tad brisk up here.

Swap?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:45, Reply)

Al
glad to see someone's still maintaining battle stance with the Argentinans.

Edit @K2k6 - would LOVE to swap! Too hot, moan, grumble.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:46, Reply)

@al
What glories have you been splashing out on?

Evening K!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:47, Reply)

Hello people
I've got some free time at work, so I thought I'd join the OT board for once.

How is everyone?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:49, Reply)

Hello BK
Yes, Al. I'd like to know too - are they 'interesting' DVDs...?

@Clendrix - it's 17°C here just now, which is as high as it's been all day. Only it feels cooler because the wind's from the east.

Edit - Evening, amphibious one. Good QOTW, by the way.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:50, Reply)

Hey Frog!
Nice to see you here. All's well. How are you?

K2k6 - 17? Perfect.

*considers move to Scotland*
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:51, Reply)

The new version
of War of the Worlds is going to be on telly soon. I saw a trailer for it the other night.

*checks schedules*

Yup, 8pm, Sunday, BBC1.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:54, Reply)

@ Clendrix
I'm good - delighted my suggestion was chosen. I think I'll be spending a lot more time on B3ta this week.

You should consider moving to Scotland - we're a friendly bunch. As long as you can hold a drink, you'll be alright
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:56, Reply)

I haven't seen the 3rd Pirates
I didn't like War of the World's though.

The rest are great.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 18:59, Reply)

man
those ducklings are CUTE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:00, Reply)

^ Yes.
Tell us about the ducklings!
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:09, Reply)

^
I see from your new sig you passed the interview then, Maladicta

What does your new job entail?
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:12, Reply)

The original War of the Worlds
was quite good, as I remember. And I like the musical version wot Jeff Wayne did 25 years ago.

And I have seen the first two Pirates films. Both on aeroplanes last year. But apparently the third one's not so good.

And what's this about cute ducklings? I think we need to know, rswipe!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:13, Reply)

@ Pavlov's Frog
I did indeed :) I'm training in London for a month at Kings Cross, and thereafter am a customer service lady for Eurostar in Ashford. Come to me for all your cut-price cross-Channel Tunnel needs.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:17, Reply)

Ah, the wonderful world of customer service
I know it well - you'll have to fight the urge to hate the rest of humanity after a few months in the job.

Customer service would be a great job, if it wasn't for the customers...
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:21, Reply)

^ And in French, too.
The main upside is I don't have to work in sales with Stalker Girl, and I'm earning more than her!
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:22, Reply)

@Frog
One doesn't *have* to resist the urge to hate humanity. Sure, it's commendable to try, but roll with it, I say.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:27, Reply)

^ This
until humanity does something genuinely wonderful and amazing, like making Eddie Izzard king of the universe, I will continue to hate 95% of them.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:34, Reply)

I never used to be cynical
But 3 years in the cesspit of customer services has taken it's toll

I'm still clinging to my last shreds of youthful enthusiasm - there's still a small part of me that believes humanity is good, just and kind, and that the majority of people have their heads screwed on.

Then I think about the popularity of the Spice Girls, Crazy Frog and My Family, and I realise most people are fucking morons
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:38, Reply)

Eddie Izzard
has been my favourite for more years than I care to count.

*sighs*

Edit: yes, most people are indeed fucking morons. It makes meeting ones who aren't even more pleasurable.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:38, Reply)

Personally, I'd like to see Charlie Brooker as king of the world
The man is a genius
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:39, Reply)

*googles charlie brooker*
Ahhh, Guardian - don't read it, but might have a look at some of his stuff.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:46, Reply)

@Mr Frog
Just read 'Dawn of the Dumb'. I agree, the man's a legend!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:48, Reply)

Well, either Bill Bailey or Eddie Izzard as king of the world.
And fluffeh tiem for all. Eddie has the edge, being prettier and all. He'd look better on stamps.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:49, Reply)

@ Clendrix
Watch out for 'screenwipe' on BBC 4 - there'll be a new series along at some point. It's hilarious - brilliantly takes the piss out of TV and the modern media.

I'm off for a smoke and a coffee - these shifts are killing me. I'll catch you guys later on
(Pavlov's Frog figures no-one really reads sigs anyway, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 19:52, Reply)

Yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwnnnnn
*stretch*
*sigh*
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 20:35, Reply)

ducklings
the ones on the image challenge. they make me go all gooey and soppy!

am waiting for friends to arrive who are crashing over because they are flying out of heathrow at 6am tomorrow and kensington is nearer than shoreditch. we are having a thai/chinese takeaway. duck is BANNED!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 20:42, Reply)

They're precious aren't they?
The river in Canterbury is full of baby ducks at the moment and they even make Mr Maladicta crouch down and go "aawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww". There are usually about 10 of them in one clutch too for even more fluffeh!
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 20:53, Reply)

Evening all
For anyone who wants to see it, I have finally uploaded the pics of today's fluff in the thread above :)

Fucking knackered now!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:13, Reply)

I clearly know
how to clear a room.

Oh well, I'm off to make some food.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:28, Reply)

People keep looking in
and then running off!

Perhaps I should put some clothes on and clear up the sick on the floor.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:42, Reply)

Quiet tonight
is it not? I've been busy, but I'm less so now.

*clears throat*

WILLIES!

NIPPLES!

GRATUITOUS SEX!

That should get them running in.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:42, Reply)

*runs in*
Yay! Rudery!

Have you finished your evening chores?
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Hello Al
Course we missed you.

Were you gone?

Good to see you've cleaned up the sick, clendrix. But you must still be too hot, as you don't appear to have dressed.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:51, Reply)

What happened?!?!?!
I always miss you al. I think about you all the time.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:53, Reply)

I am dressed.
Those are creases, not wrinkles, you cheeky sod.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:55, Reply)

Was there
naked dancing earlier in this thread or summat?

Also, evening all.

EDIT: I just looked up and realised. Oh well.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 21:57, Reply)

What a shame no one's here
As I was just about to post some nudey pictures. Oh well.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Sorry clendrix
I was confused by your tight fitting, flesh coloured garmentry!

Edit@MM - ahem.

*coughs to indicate presence*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:07, Reply)

...
*may have fabricated last post in order to gain company*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:10, Reply)

Om nom nom.
I should not want to run down the corridor to the Ben & Jerry's machine again. I'll never fit into teh sexeh goth dress.

Sorry. I'm here for the foreseeable future.
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:11, Reply)

@MM
I suspected as much. But I wasn't going to miss the chance, just in case!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:14, Reply)

Evening all
I got my bike back earlier!!

And then took it out on a 3 minute cycle and managed to get a puncture. Go me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Ooh there's nudity?
*presses f5 lots and hopes for the best*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:17, Reply)

I do want to take teh photos of the dress
as there are people who want to see it, but my camera has no batteries :(
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:18, Reply)

Poor PoD
Imagine waiting all that time for your bike and then getting a puncture when you ride it round the block. What a shame.

*suppresses chuckle*
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:20, Reply)

A three minute cycle
sounds like plenty to me. I'd be hoping for aome sort of bike failure by that point.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:20, Reply)

I almost laughed
But then just fixed it again.

Also, bike + new parts = absolutely awesome.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:20, Reply)

@ ancrenne
I like it certainly :) it fits well, too, which amazes me when I saw the bloody thing unworn!

I wish I had my bike, too. I'm going to need it to be able to get to the station to go to London for a month as I feel claiming expenses for a daily £7 cab ride is taking the piss...
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:23, Reply)

@Maladicta
You're obviously not a politician, as they would most likely claim £20 a day for the same cab journey. With no qualms about it.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:26, Reply)

It was very much worth the wait
I smiled a fair amount when I got out the shop and got on it.

Some may call it sad, but I don't care.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:27, Reply)

^ I'm a graduate ;)
I don't want to take the piss, really; and besides it involves me keeping my receipts. Cab drivers don't give receipts, right?
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:27, Reply)

*bursts in*
Stop crying, your Lord and Master has returned.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:29, Reply)

They probably don't. They don't up here.
I spent my time after work and before a friend arriving for dinner by preparing my road map for my drive tomorrow.

There are now numbered post its on pages for the trip down, and the same for the trip back up.

Let's hope that was the hard bit.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Aww PoD
How were those three minutes though? Best of your life?

Boo for burnt brownies Ancrenne. I'm sure they deserved to be cinderific, but tis a shame all the same.

Mal, cab drivers do give receipts. If you're worried about taking the piss, can you get a bus instead? Or is that not an option?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:33, Reply)

That makes sense. Eh, I guess I'm walking.
Conclusive proof that God does not exist.

@ Becky - not feasibly; the train I need to take to Victoria leaves at 6.50 in the morning and buses don't serve campus that early :( it's about an hour's walk, too...
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:33, Reply)

Cab drivers
will give you a receipt if you ask for one.

I've done it often enough. And if I can keep my receipts when claiming expenses, so can politicians.

£7 a day isn't taking the piss, Maladicta.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:33, Reply)

^^ what he said
*pities the brownies that could have been*

*remembers has kitkat mulitipack in fridge*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:35, Reply)

Oh...
This vodka is clearly too rubbish to bring to Southampton with me...
*coughs*
( Cawl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:40, Reply)

I like eating brownies
The chocolate kind, that is. The little girly ones are a bit chewy.

But no suppertime treats for me, except the somewhat dried up orange that I just had. So I'm off to bed

See you all in the morning.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:42, Reply)

Hang on,
an hour's walk translates to a cabfare of £7? Can you make them all come work round here please? When I first moved here I got a bit lost and only knew my address and no idea of how to get back there (to be fair it had snowed and it was my first time out of the flat) the cab fare from the station to the flat (now turns out to be 15 mins walk) or 2 minutes in a car was £7.50. The cunt expected a tip as well.

I wants brownies now. Especially Green and blacks brownies.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:44, Reply)

Ha
I got a 10 minute taxi ride across Glasgow, from west end to east end, for £5. Ha.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:45, Reply)

@ k2k6
£7 isn't, but with £38 day return to Victoria from Canterbury plus day pass on the Tube (considering getting an Oyster for the month).
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:46, Reply)

Get an oyster, Maladicta.
Don't arse around with paper tickets - they'll drive you mad.
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:48, Reply)

£15
For a 2 mile journey. Because I had a dog, apparently...
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:53, Reply)

If we all have a picnic on the 8th
I might bake something for everyone.
*immediately begins stressing about it*
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:54, Reply)

Oyster FTW
well they're not when they go soggy as you've put it in the washing machine, or snap as you've left it in your back pocket and sit on it or just flat out lose it and have to wait til the next day to get a replacement one. But other than that...

I've always wondered what you're supposed to do if you lose your card and have no money on you at all if the people at the station will help you out. Purely a wonderance as it's never happened to me and don't really wish it to happen.

Oooooh, I forgot, I think I saw a b3tan on the tube this evening coming home from work. He was seated while I stood by the doors, I looked down to see him looking at the b3ta badge I have on my bag, then look up at me and smile.

Edit: You're lucky they actually took you. Our receptionist had to walk from Tufnell park to Hampstead in the rain as the cab she booked from the guys who supply pet taxis for us refused to take her as she had her dog with her.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:55, Reply)

For the picnic
I may be forced to make fudge....
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:55, Reply)

We're having a picnic?
You guys know it's an evening thing right?

Edit, that sounded like I was complaining, trust me i'm not, I love picnics :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 22:57, Reply)

Vegan food is good
Although a recent stufy has shown that soya products decimate the sperm count.
Not that that's a problem, I guess.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:00, Reply)

I don't think MM and I
can wait until the evening to begin!
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:01, Reply)

becky
the thought was, seeing as most people will get there at 6 or slightly before, we could do a couple of hours outside then move to a pub.

EDIT: Seconds clendrix
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:01, Reply)

I'll be about from... *shrugs*
Some time on the 8th.
Just have to work it out nearer the time, as I'm doing stuff in the day.
( Cawl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:02, Reply)

@ancrenne
who are these people? What does it matter if it tastes good (and I bet it does).
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:05, Reply)

Gary Glitter?
Is it?
( Cawl, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:05, Reply)

Ummmm..
Gilgamesh? No, wait, Rathen.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:08, Reply)

^ Swipe
perhaps?
( Maladicta, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:08, Reply)

She's turning up with me!!
Ok, so that isn't even close to true.

Anyone know anywhere fun to stop when driving up from London to Scotland up the west of England?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:12, Reply)

PoD
My house! (Although that does mean rather a long second-half of the journey without a stop.)
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Sunday morning time
And up the M40 and M6.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:16, Reply)

Where abouts are you Clendrix?
If she is near the M6 I'll pass her, seeing as I'm driving up the whole thing.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:23, Reply)

Is she a London based b3tard
Who has disappeared off to bed? I want to know which part of London...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:39, Reply)

Still here!
Was cleaning my teeth and annoying the cat with a torch (not at the same time).

Tottenham. Bring riot gear.
When are you going to be in London? Is this for the Bash?
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:41, Reply)

*google maps it*
That's a shame. I'm not actually entering into the dreaded inside-the-M25 area, as I don't think it would go at all well.

edit - Going to be down this weekend, playing at a ceilidh at a friends wedding. And no, no bashes for me until Edinburgh.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:43, Reply)

Hey hey hey
hi everybody!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:45, Reply)

Evening
I made a raspberry pavlova. But my friend who was coming over couldn't make it.
So I've turned it into an Eton Mess and frozen it!
Beat that for a day!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, Reply)

zap zap zap
kerpow!

plunk!

neeeeeeeeeeeeeepow!

kerchung!

'Ning Zap.

EDIT: Evening missis. What's an eton mess?
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:46, Reply)

Ning Zap
and goodnight, I'm shattered after today and have much stuff to do tomorrow so I'm off to bed

Night all x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:48, Reply)

mmm...Eton Mess
PoD - shame! And I'll be in Exeter this weekend anyway.

I can't go to the Edinburgh Bash, so we are destined to remain Friends That Type.

G'night Becky!
( thealternativefact, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:49, Reply)

Brownies vs Mess
That sounds like it should be on youtube somewhere.
I love Eton Mess, mainly for the name!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:49, Reply)

Night Becky
MM - woo... winkies and jubblies oh my

Ancrenne... it goes semi-demi-well

MrsLivebin... Eton mess - interesting. However you really can't beat a nice slice of fruit loaf.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:49, Reply)

Laters bex
have a good kip x
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:50, Reply)

*growls in a convincing manner*
Ning all
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Fruit loaf
Is good but to turn a pavlova into a fruit loaf would be a work of great skill.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:51, Reply)

Hmm
a pavloafa?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:52, Reply)

Binlady
This is true, but a photographically documented attempt would no doubt earn you an entry into the newsletter and everlasting fame.

FACT.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:53, Reply)

I
think I have drunk too much coffee.

I am bouncing off the fucking walls here.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Zap
Remember that caffeine is negated by the effects of alcohol. Go from this place, and self medicate.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Pavlofa, very droll
For the un-pudding-initiated Eton Mess is what happens when a pavlova is sat upon by a Labrador.

Meringue all broken up mixed with whipped cream and strawberries, except I used raspberries.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:56, Reply)

MM
Wooo!

Wooo!

This is why I don't drink coffee.

I'm like a 4 year old bouncing up and down in their chair.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:57, Reply)

Liveinabin
Does it specifically have to be a labrador? Or might a corgi suffice?

Sounds pretty tasty though. As long as the labrador was clean.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:58, Reply)

I could make
a loaf shaped meringue I guess.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:59, Reply)

Mmmm
Not had Eton Mess in ages.

I'm off now, need reasonable amount of sleep before driving 5 and a bit hours tomorrow. Wish me luck!

And I'll be back Sunday.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 24 Jul 2008, 23:59, Reply)

MM
Wikipedia says Labrador
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, Reply)

I don't think
coffee has any effect on my any more. My heartrate is a healthy 94bpm at all times.

Bin: I actually looked that up. You're right! I shall buy a puppy tomorrow for the purposes of desert squashing.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Good luck Pod!
And sleep well.
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Hmm
Well the ceiling is about 10ft off the floor... I'm about 6ft 6... but sitting about 5ft or so... so I'd have to bounce REALLY high... unless I aim at the wall.

I've just been trying to braid my stubble.

I also desperately want a smoke, although I quit last week.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:00, Reply)

@ Ancrenne
I trust you are doing well and looking fine as usual?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:01, Reply)

Zap
I've just looked at your profile pic, and it would appear that you have no genitals. The deal is off.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:02, Reply)

ancrenne
That's not good. I don't think asthmatics are really designed for cancer fumes.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:04, Reply)

MM
Goddamn it... give me a minute and I'll fix that.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:04, Reply)

@ ancrenne
there is always the mirror to impress
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:05, Reply)

I have one full length mirror in my house
In my flatmates bedroom. And no mirrors at all in my room.

Good luck with the fag quittage

*puffs*

*coughs*
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:09, Reply)

MM
Roight... have a check now.

I think the deal may be back on. I have a spare.

Mwhahahaha
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:09, Reply)

I've never owned a mirror
But... I dunno what that says about me really.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:09, Reply)

night all
I've only just got here, made a mess and now I'm off to bed.
I'll post my recipe for brownies tomorrow!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:10, Reply)

Zap
I just laughed so hard I hit my head on the screen.

You may have my jubblies.

EDIT: Night mrs.
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:11, Reply)

@Kaol
that yr a vampire?

MrsLivebin, g'night

EDIT: MM... I win. WOOO!
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:11, Reply)

Goddamn it
I can see a pack of cigarettes looking at me now.

And some cider.

All I need is some blow and some hookers and I could have a hollywood night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)

I'm smoking
right now.

and snorting coke off my hooker
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)

Goddamn it
I have to go outside should I choose to smoke.

I also have to drag the dead hooker to the wheelie bin

EDIT: @Ancrenne.... I'm not so sure. I think they're calling to me.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:16, Reply)

Multiple drunken replies:
@ kaol

It may or may not be a good thing that you don't check yourself out, you may just be too goddamn sexy.

@ ancrenne

They only reply when you least expect it, and its usually bad news, look at the mirror in Snow White for an example.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:16, Reply)

Right
I'm taking my coke and my hooker, and we're going to walk the dog.

Night alls xxx
( Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)

Gnight MM
I think I may succumb and go for a quick smok... er... walk.

Back in a few mins
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:19, Reply)

Right groovers
I'm off to bed.

G'night!
( thealternativefact, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)

These lightweights
I should be so lucky as to sleep, I'm tanked up on Cider :|
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)

You want vices ancrenne?
Just you wait...
There's gonna be a whole lot of vices this weekend...

EDIT: Red, any other night I'd challenge you to a stay-awake-athon.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)

Promise
I hope you're up to me doing coke off your cleavage.

Er... Or something like that.

I was thinking a trip to a metal workshop.
( Cawl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:24, Reply)

I'm back
anyone around?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:33, Reply)

OOoh
lucky you.

I am quite looking forward to the August bash in london.

Although I will undoubtedly get lost on the way there, and fail to find a gerbera. or whatever it is.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:36, Reply)

*frowns at ancrenne*
*ahem*
( Cawl, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:39, Reply)

@ ancrenne
talking mirrors have feelings too you know.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:40, Reply)

Satisfying
I managed to avoid a tramp.

And it was semi-healthy.

I am still feeling pretty wired tho.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:41, Reply)

I'm off to bed
Night all.

Word from the wise:

Don't do a sicky burp, it hurts.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:45, Reply)

@ ancrenne
Power to the people is what I say, down with mirrors and their opinions, who needs democracy anyway?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:47, Reply)

@ ancrenne
I would, but I shall be attending the wonderful capital's delights on the 20th :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 0:54, Reply)

But..
I have my hotel room booked and can't cancel without losing my cash :(

London girls put out more or so I've heard, so easy pickings too.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 1:01, Reply)

Several hours later
...we continue in here:


( Fireflier La la la la, not listening on, Fri 25 Jul 2008, 8:46, Reply)