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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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lets talk about bumholes

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:17, 72 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
No

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:18, Reply)
Fuck off, 'Salt'n'Pepa'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
let's talk about you and me
montybabiez
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:20, Reply)
Lets talk about world pollution, prostitution.......

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Mine used to get quite itchy,
Turned out I had a fungal thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:21, Reply)
go on...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Got some cream, it's alright now.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
Fungal? Shiitake?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Wasn't he the singer in The Undertones?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
coffee splutter
10/10
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Again?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
AGAIN TIL I SAY STOP SHITPANTS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
OK. What do I know? It's you who fucking owns it.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
My father had an abscess adjacent to his.
He had to have it 'drained'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:22, Reply)
Is your dad gonz?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
Ha, you're a filthy jew scumspawn.
Your mate Hitler would throw you out of his party if he knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Jewism is inherited from the mother(s)

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Are you calling montys mum(s) a jew?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
He'd fuckin better not be, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)
NO HE WOULDN'T

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:45, Reply)
there was a grim QOTW story like that once where some guys entire arse crack split open

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:24, Reply)
LOL.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-kent-23970047
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:23, Reply)
Jesus.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:25, Reply)
Not sure he was involved

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
I was on the m40 pretty early and it was bad enough there,
And the a421 was so bad at points traffic was down to 40ish.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:26, Reply)
North Kent you could see next to nothing early this morning.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:27, Reply)
i ent seen a wisp of fog
clearly you all have cataracts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
It was a real 'pea-souper' in The London this morning too.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
no it wasn't

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
WAS

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
No, it was misty, not a poisonous and potentially-fatal polluted fog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Was to a Frog mate.
Get with it.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Drive safe frog, people here care about you

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
lol jk

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Cyber bully.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I go on the train. It's the transport of the future.
And the future is here now!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)

here now delayed due to a signalling malfunction at Ebbsfleet
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:32, Reply)
I met a guy from Ebbsfleet.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
Morning AA

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
^This guy knows how to tell a story^

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I have applied for my refund using Southeastern's 'Delay Repay' scheme, thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
is that because it's a deadend shithole?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
No. It's because it was really foggy, silly!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
What it lasts for 80 days?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
*sigh* yes.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I'm amazed at the number of cars that have managed to park nearly on some of the lorries.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:28, Reply)
People not concentrating, or cheap tires no good in the wet, or worn brakes or just fucking stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Psst, it's just our Jeff's little joke-ette about the car transporter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:44, Reply)
I bet the journos count every one of those cars in their "vehicle" count.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
What's funny about that?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Did you not read the bit that says 'dozens hurt'?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let’s talk about Bumholes


Fuck I should have read the thread before posting :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:29, Reply)
if you could be any celebrity bumhole, whose would you be?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:30, Reply)
Graham Nortons OBVS.

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
busy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Well I wouldn't want to get bored now would I

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:33, Reply)
You know what?
Let's not.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:34, Reply)
didn't you used to wipe arses for a living?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:35, Reply)

a living fun
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:36, Reply)
marriage eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:37, Reply)
No.
I have never wiped anyone's arse but my own.
Which is a big enough job in itself.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
You haven't lived!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

lived had children
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)

snipurl.com/27r7534
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
Less talk, more pics

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:38, Reply)
You fancy paying off his mortgage?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
There's an app in development I hear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:39, Reply)
shhhh, that's my retirement fund there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
NEW THREAD

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:40, Reply)
I have to speak to them often
They mainly work in IT
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 11:41, Reply)
The worst one is that moody French cunt, you know, the won't who won't stop crapping on about cars?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

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