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When do you think you'll stop fucking around on this site? Will you tell people you're packing it in, or just flounce?
Do you wonder what's become of previous posters? Or do you not give a shit?
Alt, QOTW has 4 possibles, they all look a bit pants. What else is pants?
Altalt, first websites you check in the morning?
Altaltalt, dinner I suppose. Or tea if you like.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:34,
100 replies,
latest was 12 years ago)
No.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:36,
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High pitched whistling come back has it? HAS IT?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:38,
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What?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:39,
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Nah I'm good now.
Got a new job as well! But still got a shit day at current job tomorrow starting at 7:30 in Hertfordshire
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:40,
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Well done sir!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:41,
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Thanks doc
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:51,
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Best get an early start
Them windows aint going to lick themselves
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:41,
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Well done, when do you start?
As you've got the new job, isn't it allowable to take a sickie tomorrow?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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ASAP, got 6 weeks notice, but might end up on gardening leave
Sickie? I net placid and I would t want to screw my team over
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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What is the policy on fucking around on B3TA all day?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:50,
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I guess no, I hope I'm stimulated enough to not need to
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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Fair enough, Ohhh and Congrats
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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Good man
Some fucking DECENCY and INTEGRITY around here!
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:50,
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I'm on holiday starting from tomorrow.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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I didn't know you'd got a new job.
Congrats
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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Thanks very much, I will now have minions!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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I'll just leave one day, I expect.
Into the sunset. I might wear a cape. People who go through the effort of flouncing etc usually come back to lurk or post under a new name.
I think I'm slowly packing it in already, tbh.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:40,
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You aint got the stones
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:42,
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Most people who've left have just slowly stopped posting
before eventually not coming back at all. I'll be like that. I'll leave the same way I've lived, without much effort and with an eventual disappointment for everybody involved.
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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Well I'll miss you
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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^ gay ^
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Kroney, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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What is with all the bullying today :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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You keep starting threads like this and I'll be off VERY SOON INDEED
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:40,
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Any offers on your flat yet?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:41,
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flat Lionel Richie bust
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:42,
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Hello.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:43,
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No one can stretch to the asking price
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:43,
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Nah
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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Have you got a plan B for when the estate agent has run out of family and friends to show
Your flat to and he then needs to try and find a genuine punter?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:47,
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heh heh
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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I've just watched the video for "Jingling baby"
LL is wearing them multi-coloured shoes in it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:43,
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I'll give you 6 magic beans, a henry of marching powder and my celebrity pube collection for your gaff.
Fair I think.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:43,
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SOLD
*bangs gavel*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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HAHAHA GAVEL IS MY NICKNAME FOR YOUR MUM GEDDIT AAHAHAHAHAHA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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* crosses fingers *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:43,
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YOU WILL NEVER BE FREE.
Alt. This Thread
Altalt. Facebook/Twitter/News
AltAltAlt. Chicken Curry possibly. Or Thai Style. Undecided. Might have it with chips instead of rice to mix it up a bit.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:44,
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^northern^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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^Fuckwit^
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:46,
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Have you been standing shirtless in front of the mirror again?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:52,
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Least I can see in it without having to stand on a chair
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:55,
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I ain't one of the midgets
6' 2" of British beef right here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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Im confused as to who you are Bumhole.
:(
Prime rump steak?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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Naked ape innit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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Badmons Dukaz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:01,
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The baby jesus
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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SHITPAnTS NUGENT
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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Nakkers
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:03,
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BERT
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:03,
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I've never bothered with Twatter, I've got an account but have yet to use it.
FB, news, personal and business email, few forums I use, weather, here sadly, and ebay. Bit boring.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:48,
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I find that you hear the news first on Twitter.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:53,
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alt: love and fate
if there were a personification of them, I would kick them to within an inch of their lives. Then pour acid on them.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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Having a good day cavy?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:50,
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some things will never be OK
but other things aren't as bad.
Didn't get a ride in a trolley today
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:52,
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No trolley Thursday.
Is that a euphamism for a sexual act?
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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not yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:01,
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Have you had more than the one go? Is it like skag where the first one is free?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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no
i think that's my lot until next June or July. It's harsh, I can feel the cold turkey setting in already
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:00,
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Are you going to be striking as well?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:03,
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i don't think my union is involved
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:03,
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Union? I thought you was single again
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:06,
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no, spelling mistake
I meant unicorn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:14,
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I hear that they have found traces of them in the Linda Mccartney range
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:15,
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Shame. But at least you have something to look forward to eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:06,
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I'm going to leave when I have a life again,
So, a few years or so.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:49,
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So, never!
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:52,
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I may be sad :'(
But it won't last forvever. Then ,and only then, I will leave you in peace.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:56,
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*ruffles hair*
Don't be sad little frog.
You've been keeping me entertained.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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*sniffs* thanks
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:00,
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*pokes with a stick*
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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Oi GJ no pitching woo on the evening thread
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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I'm happily partnered, but thanks for the offer.
God you just want everyone to yourself, don't you?!
ALL THE HUMANS
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:04,
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What is "woo"?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:04,
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Pitching woo = "Chatting up"
It's from a film called "Life"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:05,
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It's also for people from up to the 1930's
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:07,
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Which is the era the film was set in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:08,
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Do do do doooo
Oh Life
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:10,
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Pitching woo= what HH has been doing to his ex.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:08,
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Haha
Cunt
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:09,
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No, he's been doing her up the dung funnel.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:10,
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Pitching poo?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:11,
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For some reason that has just put "Special Brew" by Bad Manners in my head
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:13,
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Ha
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:29,
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Who has the lego bike here?
www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-23968860
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:05,
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I still own a massive crate of Lego, from when my son outgrown playing with it
That and all the Action man stuff will be saved for the eventual Grandkids
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:11,
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He might be gay.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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Well that didn't stop Elton did it
Gosh you're so 1970's TuiB
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:25,
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Emvee, is that you?
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:50,
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Well really, how rude :(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:52,
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Only if you shove your Action Man up your arse. And let some perv take photos for his web site/personal sexual relief purposes.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:56,
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One day, I'm just gonna have a huge flounce.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:08,
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You couldn't keep away from Twoey if you tried
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:09,
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Having enjoyed your humorous rants, I imagine this would be epic.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:09,
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I've said this before
If I decide to leave I'll hand over my password to someone else and let them destroy my good name.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:22,
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Right.....so when did the real TuiB give you his account?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:23,
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I'll let you work that out.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:24,
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How are the record sales going?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:26,
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He's had record sales.
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:57,
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As slow as can be expected for a band who are not doing any gigs or anything else to promote sales.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 19:13,
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When I flounce, I'm going to spend all my days on Second Life, having virtual sex with hobbits.
It'll be well lol.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:48,
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Hairy feet rule!
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Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 18:53,
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