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CRACKERJACK!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:26,
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^slice of lemon in fizzer pop requester^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:35,
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This has to be the most random post of the night. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:55,
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^steals clothes from washing lines^(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:42,
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^Can't get quicker than a Kwik Fit fitter^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:44,
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^Boots Advantage points collector^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:47,
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^But you can call me Brian..... POUNDS!^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:49,
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^Likes the swings and the climbing frame, but not the roundabout^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:51,
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^Designer of smoking shelters used by pub chains^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:56,
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You need to step away and have a lay down now.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57,
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I think we might need a new thread.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:00,
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^Saved money on car insurance, felt epic^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:57,
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^knows how much softer Ultra Lenore is^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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^Asks mum if she's seen his 'good jumper'^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 21:59,
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^worries when the next toilet stop is^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:01,
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^owns all three crazy frog albums, but never heard of Led Zeplin^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:03,
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^Is looking for the new book by Jane Austin^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:04,
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^tried to put his willy in his bum and broke his willy. Twice^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:06,
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^can hear the people sing^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:06,
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^wants a panini but can't pronounce it^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:07,
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^best friend is a paper bag. With a hole in it. Also a mouldy satsuma^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:09,
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Fuck me, it's still going on.Bacon hater is a bit strong though. Take that back, or deletion time \o/
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Just checked. It was Battered.You need to make some allowance for him, he's having a difficult time of it at the moment.
His patio furniture got nicked a while back.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:15,
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Just showed this to someone in the pub, who wondered why I was laughing.They read it, and looked at me a bit oddly.Don't think they understand B3TA.
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I'm not sure I understand it either if I'm being honest.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:31,
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^found marbles. They were someone else's^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:11,
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^upgraded to Lidl^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13,
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^has his curry with 'half and half'^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:13,
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^confused by piece of paper with PTO on both sides^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:15,
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^1990s Dr Who film liker^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:16,
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^name badge wearer^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:16,
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^see those two houses? His is the one in the middle^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:17,
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^found a delicious treat in his arsehole^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:18,
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^turned down by Sun Alliance Over 50s plan^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:19,
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+ and thought Kodak's Advantix APS system was the future of photographywhen really it was a con and was just luring in people who really just needed to wait a few years for digital to become a viable financial option.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:21,
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i can'tit's too much to follow
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:26,
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^is just a small boy, nobody loves him^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:22,
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^pushed pineapple, shook the tree^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:24,
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^stuck cogs on it and called it steampunk. By 'it' I mean his cock, obvs^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:28,
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^favourite member of the A-Team is Face^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:30,
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^ Thinks Street-Hawk was better than Knight Rider^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:34,
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^finds crunchy peanut butter a 'bit much'^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35,
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thank youI was inspired by eating smooth peanut butter for weirdly sentimental reasons
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:38,
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Did you fashion a cock out of the cardboard inner from some kitchen roll?Now you're single again
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:39,
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it's the only way to enjoy peanut butter products(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:40,
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^thinks it was Shaggy, despite his protestations^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:35,
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^lost his heart to a starship trooper^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:36,
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^Apppreciates the music of Annie Lenox^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:37,
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^could not think of a reason to switch off his TV set and do something less boring instead^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:39,
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^does not know where his towel is^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:41,
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^prefers the film to the book^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:43,
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^Colin Baker was his favourite Doctor^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:44,
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^pushes an evening thread over 400 replies^(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:45,
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^likes the taste of his own toenails^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:46,
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^spirit animal is a mosquito^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:48,
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^said "daddy, me Snow, me I'll go blame"^(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:48,
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and prefers gravy to mushy peas(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:49,
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^had brain rejected by hungry zombies^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:50,
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^owns entire set of Rock Lords^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:52,
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^Eats unfrozen Mr Freeze ice-pops^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:55,
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Ooooh. We have a fail.www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2075463
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56,
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Don't worry. No one noticed.You're alright.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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^'Likes' Facebook posts to save sick kids, thinks it helps^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:56,
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^wonders how this all could end ^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:58,
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^realises he has to be up for work on six hours^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 22:59,
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^longs to be close to you^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:00,
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^Takes Soda and Black to bed with him^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:00,
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^prefers a plain sponge^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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^has thoroughly enjoyed a jolly good laugh^(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:01,
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^ Hopes he'll be less of a whinging little shit bag tomorrow^(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:02,
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^lover of the cummerbund^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:02,
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Moribund CummerbundThe new sensation on the Sadcore scene
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:04,
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You should save this thread Captain.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:05,
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I think it's already breathing its last(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:06,
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^sings while going upstairs^(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 5 Sep 2013, 23:07,
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