Huh, now lookie here, people
Listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something, that poor mountaineer
They say he barely kept his family fed

Now, let me tell you, one day he was shootin'
Old Jed was shootin' at some food
When all of a sudden right up from the ground, there
Well, there came a bubblin' crude
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:10, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

how has nobody mentioned how their life got turned upside down yet
because of trouble in their neighbourhood
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I have no idea what that one is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:12, Reply)

I think she is making it all up double H

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Fresh Prince of Bel Air you oaf.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

Sorry never heard of her

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

She's the fat feminist AA rolled home

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

and click

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:20, Reply)

I *think* he's joking you massive bellend

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

unlikely

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

if you think he is capable of cracking a joke
then you obviously haven't read many of his posts
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)

what???

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

OIL THAT IS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:13, Reply)

BLACK GOLD

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:14, Reply)

TEXAS TEA

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:15, Reply)

That'll teach me for reading the thread and then deciding to reply without refreshing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

Black gold

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:17, Reply)

MASSIVE CLANGER!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:18, Reply)

This is the planet earth...

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:22, Reply)

I've got that and all
www.trunkrecords.com/turntable/clangers.shtml
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 10:26, Reply)