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Book ThreadI'm coming up to the end of the first Game Of Thrones and I really love this book.
I really like reading, I never started reading books [for pleasure] until I was about 18 or soo, but since then i've always had a book on a go. I'm a slow reader, takes me about 2m a page, but most of the time it's great. I wish I could just consume a book in a few days or a week like normal people, there are so many books I want to read.
This looks good: www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00987MQRQ/ref=oh_d__o01_details_o01__i00?ie=UTF8&psc=1
Rather than recomend a book, how about an author? Grayham Joyce is dead good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:16,
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latest was 12 years ago)
i only read celebrity autobiographies(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:22,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:22,
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Knowing some of the things you like to watch and readI reckon you would like this series of books
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherland
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:22,
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That looks alright(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:25,
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It's very well writtenthe half-Aboriginal Australian psychopath is fucking mental but an excellent character
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:29,
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Joan Woman(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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Eddie Kid(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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And so is Kid Koala(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:43,
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Laugh it up, knobcheese.You in particular would enjoy his books.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:43,
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Knobcheese :oHave I not had enough bullying for one week?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:44,
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I don't know, knobcheese, have you not?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:51,
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it feels like it, yes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:53,
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:(ohhhh man
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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Nah, kiddilolz then pottering about stretching all the contents of my flat so it matches the pixY'alright?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:57,
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Call HH knobcheese, it's perked me right up(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:01,
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I'll give it a try.Thanks for the suggestion.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:01,
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*Blytonfives*I read all of the Famous 5 books to hare jnr when he was much younger.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:51,
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I need your advice HartersI'm in the pub and the barmaid has got quite nice breasts.
Should I have an affair with her?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:55,
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Well that depends on whether she is an Ex.or if she is buying the pizza
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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I bet your favourite pizza is the quattro formaggio,what with all the CHEESE on it, right, knobcheese?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 16:58,
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But as a nonce, he tends to avoid both the mature and extra mature knobcheeses.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:03,
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Typical knobcheese behaviour.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:04,
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Hartley.You big fat knobcheese wee-wee face.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:02,
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See?That felt good, didn't it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:03,
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It's lacking something.I think a reply from HH might help,
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:03,
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I bet your favourite band is 'KC' and the Sunshine Band, am I right kc?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:04,
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Anyone seen knobcheese about?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:07,
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But on the other hand, it's quite big.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:08,
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Say what you like about Harters, but he's game for a laugh(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:15,
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Knobcheese. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:21,
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Cheers there Winders.Saved me from needed to go through the whole thing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:21,
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That's alright. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:22,
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A bit. Gonna take dogs out. Probably just go round the corner to the juicer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:24,
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b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2076918
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:21,
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When I say 'knob', you say 'cheese'KNOB
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:21,
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CHEESE! Right. I'm off.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:24,
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When I say 'Harters' you say 'knobcheese'.Harters!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:24,
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BZZZZZZZIs the answer 'knobcheese'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:25,
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not that I know ofthere have been one or two today though
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:33,
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Get on to the agent, ask how many are thinkng of a second viewing.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:34,
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They're calling me most daysI'm leaving them to it tbh. They have three offices and they're all working pretty hard
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:36,
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Estate agents don't work hard.Go to work, check email, add new house to RightMove, wait for the phone to ring.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:38,
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Alright book wankers.I'm reading 'other people's money' by Neil forsythe with Elliot Castro. It's about credit card fraud. It's ok.
Can't be bothered to look through, so what's this knob cheese nonsense all about?
Lots of love, Doc Frog.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:28,
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Basically, you're a giant knobcheese?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:33,
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Each to their own Jeff, each to their own.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:39,
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Have a look at Diana Wynn Jones.She wrote mostly for teenagers, but I quite often reread some of the ones I enjoyed at school. She wrote Howl's Moving Castle, which actually has two 'sequels'.
Also, if you like the 'Bad Boys' films (which you probably will, seeing as they star Will Smith), try Chris Kuzneski.
In other news, my head is threatening to fall off. I'm hoping I can hold off the migraine. Ugh.
Staring at a computer screen should probably help, right?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:33,
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I watched Howl's Moving Catle last week inbetween painting the Hallways(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 17:53,
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Try.....George McDonald Fraser, William Gibson, any of the classic Sci-Fi writers (Asimov, Heinlein, Pohl etc) or Neil Gaiman.
There's loads more but these should keep you going for a few years at 2m/page!
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There's loads more but these should keep you going for a few years at 2m/page
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:16,
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You should try thiswww.amazon.co.uk/How-Cook-Healthy-Recipes-ebook/dp/B00A0Q1ICI/ref=sr_1_5?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1378487927&sr=1-5&keywords=basic+healthy+cooking
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:19,
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Zing(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:21,
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You should buy this for your wifewww.amazon.co.uk/What-When-Spouse-Cheats-ebook/dp/B007M4177C/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1378489453&sr=1-1&keywords=how+to+survive+an+affair
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:44,
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Yeah, sure why notI think your ex already bought this one
www.amazon.com/Escape-Marriage-Divorce-Women-ebook/dp/B000ZH76IM
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:47,
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YEAH, WELL NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:50,
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Start a new thread please, you cheating dishonest cunt. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:52,
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If I did I wouldn't be sticking around longI'm only killing time until the England game kicks off
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:54,
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for the second time in 2 days, I agree with batteredthese are the end times
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 19:03,
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Scott Lynch, Lies of Locke Lamora, you might like thatGeorge saunders I have recently discovered as good, mainly if you like oddness and satire
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:39,
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I bet you still haven't read these bookswww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2076848
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:48,
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no, I've notbut i may get round to them sometime. There are so many good books in the world and yet I am expected to do things that aren't reading, like work. (also, this place wastes my time too)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:52,
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They really are very goodany plans for the weekend?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:53,
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play with my new guinea piglook after a friend's puppy, feed a different friend's cat and degus. Oh, and play with spirograph
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:54,
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Get a turtleMine has got his own distinct personality. He follows me around the room when I let him out of his tank
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:57,
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Loasky be a dear and start a new thread(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 6 Sep 2013, 18:58,
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