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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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laughing my head off
www.bedfordshire-news.co.uk/News/Man-74-shampoos-genitals-on-Bedford-bus-after-having-issues-with-his-briefs-20130903121453.htm

well worth a read....
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 11:58, 149 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Good day Miss Purple
I read that earlier in the week, basically he was wacking off on a bus & when caught used that as his excuse
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:10, Reply)
I know
I've been laughing at this for days....not been on here tho....well funny innit!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:19, Reply)
Who the hell uses shampoo as a lube? That's got to sting the japs eye.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:42, Reply)
Maybe his sacks had dandruff.
Flaky scrotum? Then try Head and Shoulders.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:57, Reply)
take two bottles on to the bus? Not me, I take "Wank and Go"

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:27, Reply)
Geordie Jay would 'Rinse and Mince'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Hey, It's tingling!
That means it's working!
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Maybe he was trying to 'add extra volume'

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)
* something about Pump Up The Jam *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
What a knobcheese.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:53, Reply)
KC

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:54, Reply)
Uh-Oh, he's in trouble

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 12:55, Reply)
Nice!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Monty has a 'name drop' he can share about teen-trouble-singers Shampoo.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:24, Reply)
That sounds fascinating. Is it?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:29, Reply)
Depends. If by fascinating do you mean 'not very interesting at all' then yes. Yes it is.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)
See! Sarcasm *does* translate through text.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)
I think we covered this earlier in the week
but you weren't here, so I won't laugh and point at you.

This is exactly the kind of creepy old nutter that ends up sitting next to me. I obviously have that 'I love weird old men' vibe about me.
Seriously, how can they tell????
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)
The smell.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)
Because you've got saggy tits.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)
one simple answer
YOU'RE FEMALE
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)
Female what?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)
Whale.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Tell me about it
I seem to have attracted a nutter at the pub much to the bf's amusement
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)
If his sense of humour is like his brothers I feel sorry for you

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
CHUTNEY FERRET
chutney ferret
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)
PIMP. Mutha fucker. P.I.M.P.
www.classiccarsforsale.co.uk/car-advert/lincoln/continental/1979/212385/

Imagine cruising in this. No GJ, not your sort of cruising.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)
Dread to think who MPG you'd get from that.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:39, Reply)
Who's MPG?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:54, Reply)
So, which woman did you sleep with last night? Your poor suffering wife or your floozy?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)
Bit nosey aint cha?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
I just need to know how much moral outrage I need to espouse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
You seems to be making quite a mountain out of a mole hill TBH
But then again from your perspective every mole hill is a mountain
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Relying on a height comment. Tsk. Shows how unable you are of defending yourself in response to being called up on your behaviour.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
mmmmmmm.......so exactly what have I done?
Explain please
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Seriously considered having an affair, been deceitful to your wife about being in touch with an ex and most stupidly of all, telling everyone on the Internet about it

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2077415
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
Gold plate the chrome and I'm in.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)
When I was in Atlanta for work I saw a brand new RR Phantom in white. Every piece of chrome had be replaced with gold. Door handles, flying spur, wheels, windscreen surround, everything.
Mind you, there is a large hip hop record label based there, so that's probably the source of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 13:58, Reply)
I have seen a black and gold one in London.
I couldn't decide whether it was great or awful.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)
Looking at that gave me this earworm
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVANQheoRUw
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)
I thought you'd be listening to this
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ek2sXJXqvZQ
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
haha
Worse thing is I'm supposed to be going to the office she works in on Tuesday :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
+ to bend her over her desk and take her roughly with no lube.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
I feel uncomfortable about the situation as it is
That's not really helping
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Then have nothing to do with her and tell your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
You need to back track and look at my original post
I don't mind that people assume the worst on here it's what I expected.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Link please.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
I have still got a headache.
I'm also starving.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)
that's a little disturbing...

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)
Nah, it's inspirational.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)
just in the pub with my kid
They gave her paper and crayons and told her they'd put her picture on the wall.

So what has she drawn? 'My mummy's bottom'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:26, Reply)
that's so hot

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:31, Reply)
The cheek of it!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:32, Reply)
ahaha, god I needed that laugh.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:33, Reply)
Sup Poppet, aint heard much from you of late.
You back to hitting the books yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
been hitting the books for the last 4 months. I'm in the last 6 weeks of my whole degree.
I also tutor, nanny and work as a weight loss consultant in a weight loss clinic. Not a lot of free time at the moment.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Weight loss? You need to talk to most of /OT about that.
Not HH though, he's burning loads of calories having anal sex with his mistress.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Nice to see you posting
Did you get revenge on the Ex yet?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Talking about ex's yet again...

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
WOW YOU CAN READ

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Didn't need to. I'm way better off without him in my life.
And I have a feeling most of /ot would freak. there are lots of women there.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:10, Reply)
Good for you
you do realise Dozer and Darth aren't really women don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
the adam's apple actually gave it away.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

ly women people
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I wonder if they can be arsed to put it up?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Big piece of paper then?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
i assume his thing about not being a hardened criminal was on purpose, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
*facepalms*
your mind is a sewer Cavy
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
i seriously cannot be the first person who read it like that
the words 'semi erect' next to 'hardened'? I thought it was almost too obvious point out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)
I like how the whole bus stopped him from Getting Off*
can you imagine the conversation "well I'm not touching him"


*tee hee
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
huh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
Imagine the conversation...
So how did you get home today?

Err, I, umm, well, if you must know, I came on the bus. I also used public transport for the journey.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
yeah, boy *would* I like to be a fly on the wall during that conversation

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
I wonder if he lives in a semi

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
a recently erected semi?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
I'd imagine so.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
With an extension.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
fnar

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)
A bit poor I know. I'm not on it today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I'm watching Counting Cars.
I blame Battered.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
I like Danny the count he's cool
But "Fast & Loud" is even better
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
Fine with me. I get blamed for a fuck of a lot worse.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
If you hadn't posted that link to the pimp-mobile, I'd have watched
Escape To Victory instead.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Is that the football one with Pele in?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Yep.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
It is.
And featuring former Bristol City manager Russell Osman.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Superb motor though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
The Count has just sold a car!
It's all happening over at his workshop.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:24, Reply)

blame fancy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
How many are there?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
4

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
I was hoping for 5. Never mind.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
Jeff can only count to twenty and a half

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Do I go with the 'Classic Car Club' on the Quest channel
Or stick with more Counting Cars?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:27, Reply)
I saw that, but am not watching it in case it's about classic cars.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
NOT CLICKING THAT

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
If you get chance, watch this
dsc.discovery.com/tv-shows/fast-n-loud

Gas Monkey garage is way better than Counts Customs
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I shall keep my eyes open for it.
It's 'huge-gamble' time for the Count.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
They did a Mustang Fastback $60K in the build
then a un-insured driver T-boned it on the test drive
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
worth watching, same types of cars, full restorations
and Richard and Aaron are funny to boot
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)

Aaron Judy
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
In that case
funny to boot pissed up most of the time
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
it all sounds ghastly

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
He has a website
www.countskustoms.com/
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Not clicking that, it might be about classic cars.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
It's about CUSTOM classics.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Oh, that's fine then.
and not a bit boring
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
Wheeler Dealers is better than either of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
Bargain hunt is on! YESSSSS'!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
113/4 YEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
get in there Doc.
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:45, Reply)
Thrills as the Blues are looking for that illusive third item!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
1880s walking stick holder. A fine choice. This is a CLASSIS episode.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Actually an umbrella stand.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
Mick Belker to the rescue

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
#Hill street blues

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Yes, very good dear.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
>:(

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)

Yes, very good dear.

LOLOLOLOL YOURN AN GENIUS
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
I don't like Bargain Hunt.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Sometimes you realise you have completely the wrong impression of someone.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:48, Reply)
he aint no Terry Mynott

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
More Monet

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
Bravo well played

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
*bows*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
I might have a beer.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I might have a nap.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I might go down the shop for some biscuits.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
What type of biscuits
THIS IS IMPORTANT
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
Standard custard cream/ bourbon.
And maybe something special, lemon puff, maybe choc hob nobs.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Get Fox's Golden Crunch Creams if they have them
I bought a packet the other day and went to have one about an hour ago........but my son had eaten them all :(
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Fox's produce some fine biscuits.
Including the brilliant, but exceedingly rare, ginger crinkle crunch.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
U NOES DAT
I didn't even realise they still did lemon puff biscuits, damn I WANT A BISCUIT
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Someone mentioned them when I did a BISCUIT CHAT thread last weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
ohhhhh man, how did I miss that thread?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
*inserts obvious answer about your personal life*

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
It were me and I didn't say it very loud.

(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Sat 7 Sep 2013, 17:01, Reply)
He's compensating through sugar for having a cheating father.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
You're like a dog with a bone today.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
Everyday.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
He's probably drunk again

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
I wish.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
There's an easy remedy to that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
Bit early in the day for me.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:12, Reply)
That reminds me I have a commitment for London

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:14, Reply)
The sun's over the yardarm.
You're good to go!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:15, Reply)

wish 'm Pissed
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
When is Doris back? You two living together yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 7 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)

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