I have just said Whoopeee
When SCIENCE has proved that all of you chaps that are "good" fathers have tiny weeny little testicles...

Do you have tiny decorative testicles or are you a shit dad?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:09, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I was congratualted during the birth of my son on his MASSIVE balls

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:11, Reply)

Your poor grandchildren

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

So he will be a terrible dad
YOU however have tiny balls... SCIENCE says so
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

POIDH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Hang on are you asking for a sneaky cock shot?
*gazzes*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)

I was just offering one of my hairy bag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

I accept
*drops trou ready for action*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:22, Reply)

I'm an excellent father.
I'm not sure why anyone would be concerned about the size of their testicles though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:12, Reply)

hey action man
Its cool with me, as long as the extra room in your pants doesn't get tangled up and you are happy with the smooth finish then is all good
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:13, Reply)

I'm not really sure what I'm being bullied about here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

I am not just bullying you
But the collective tiny globed brigade
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:17, Reply)

[citation needed]

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:15, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-24016988
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

All I know is that mine work. That's all that matters.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:16, Reply)

To be fair yours will look in a better proportion

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:18, Reply)

hahaha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:19, Reply)

are you basing that on having reproduced?
because that only proves that your wife had sex
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:37, Reply)

ZING

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:39, Reply)

It's fucking shit science though.
really, really fucking shit science. Basically social science, which is the equivalent of wanking onto a graph axes and then publishing it as data.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:42, Reply)

i know i call you gay on some occasions. some would say too many occasions.
but the one above was really rather good, i thought?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

you mean the BatteredZing?
textbook.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

no!
the one where i called you gay!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

Oh, right you are
I wasn't paying attention that that bit of the thread.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:49, Reply)

probably a wise decision

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:52, Reply)

ITS SCIENCE BADGE
and don't you forget it...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:44, Reply)

is it fuck.
It's possibly anthropology. Which is basically a humanity.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Look it says
SCIENCE in the headline therefore its true... that's how these things work...

Oh hang on a second you are another of these "good" fathers aren't you. Look there is no shame in it.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:47, Reply)

ooooh are you going to teach badger about science?
hang on, let me pull up my chair. i'm sure gonz has some popcorn.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:48, Reply)

Yep
As you can see I have quoted an article that has Science in the title ergo its true. Badge cant argue with that
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)

I've no idea,
I suppose since I haven't killed and eaten my offspring yet I'm at least a baseline father, but I wouldn't go as far as good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:50, Reply)

Well answered

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 9:53, Reply)