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'celebrity' customer of the day: satirist John Bird

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
We still playing this game?
I've seen John Majors penis.

Surprisingly not as part of my current job!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:49, Reply)
It's no game, HJ.
This is REAL LIFE.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
Well if we're boasting about naked celebrities, I've seen Sylvester McCoy bollock naked and shaven.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Did he look bigger on the inside?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:55, Reply)
I saw him in the VIP area of a one-day dance music festival in Finsbury Park once.
What the fuck he was doing there I did not ask, unfortunately.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Was he naked?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:01, Reply)
'Celebrity walked past me of the day':'Kevin and Perry Go Large' star Kathy Burke.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:50, Reply)
She lives in Islington.
When I did too, I used to see Clive Anderson in my local shop all the time, and, worse still, Su fucking Pollard in Angel Sainsbo's. Always looking like she was desperate for someone to accost her, the needy Northern cunt.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:51, Reply)
And Paul Whitehouse in the Albion pub off Liverpool Rd.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
I thought he was alright until he started doing those AVIVA adverts.
Now he can fuck right off, I hope he has a shit weekend.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:13, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
YEAH! And a disappointing sandwich for lunch!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
People who say 'Sainsbo's' should be stabbed to death.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:52, Reply)
with a piece of stale giraffe bread

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
I made it up, so this is in effect a direct threat to kill me.
EVERYONE HAS WITNESSED THIS.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
It's ok. I'll behead you. The police won't follow that up.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
^ THREATS TO KILL^

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)
Steven Seagal's latest ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)
Anderson has been a customer of our shop.
The other one I see about alot is Lisa/Leeeza Tarbuck. I'd rather see her dad.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
he has the personalised reg plate
COM1C

which is a bit of false advertising really
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
Maybe the number plate N0NCE had already been taken

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Unlike you to be slow of the mark.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
you obviously don't know him very well yet

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)
I can only judge on the evidence I have seen.
Such as the photo of you looking like a man in drag.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)
i do not look like a man
and i am not ginger. if you google cindy crawford without the mole, that's pretty close.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:06, Reply)
You do. And are. No it isn't.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:07, Reply)
poor stunned
you've gotten your negatives and positives all mixed up
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
I did that....
snipurl.com/27sa7t0
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:09, Reply)
that's stunned at his chistmas party

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:10, Reply)
It's your mum and dad and boyfriend.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:12, Reply)
next time we go for pies
imma order an extra one and throw it at you
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:14, Reply)
rub it on my cock and balls you say?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:15, Reply)
hers or yours?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
Her cock and balls.
My bitch tits.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:16, Reply)
up to monty
as he'll be licking it off underneath the table
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:17, Reply)
haha
Thanks for voting for reply 2080267!

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(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:11, Reply)
You can post images here, you prick.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)
W4NKA

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:57, Reply)
Sonia from Eastenders lives in Islington too
And hates cyclists!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:58, Reply)
But not cake.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:59, Reply)
So does one of the Slaters that isn't in it anymore. She's a proper piss head, balding nicely too.
Saw her in tesco's buying onions and wine.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I liked him.
Ask him about El CID. I bet that's his proudest oevre.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:53, Reply)
I used to like that
I bet it was well shit.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:54, Reply)
I think I saw an episode once.
I can't remember it. Wasn't it basically 'New Tricks' but on the Costa?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 10:56, Reply)
Never seen New Tricks

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)
this subthread is great, guys!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:00, Reply)
I saw an episode of something that I can't remember once too.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 11:03, Reply)

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