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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
ape will persuade his wife to squeeze out another sprog on the back of his new salary
pj's wife will stop putting out again
mrs rory will "forget" to take the pill and he'll be shotgunned down the aisle
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:41,
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latest was 12 years ago)
*buys hat*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:43,
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nobody wears hats anymore, darling
i'll lend you a fascinator
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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Actually this is the wrong way around, fascinators are very passe
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:46,
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yeah, according to philip treacy
who might just have a vested interest in it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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trust me, I'm not northern so have a good sense of taste and class
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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You'd know, being the dapper man about town
Ben Fogle prick
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:49,
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^this^
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:50,
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+ 100k gypsey wedding
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:43,
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he's 5'4" and 80kgs
she could drop the wedding and call him "my big fat gypsy"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44,
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Why do you think he's dragging his heels over the new gaff?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45,
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