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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For Bonzo:
Get your balls out. Your crystal balls, silly!!! What are you li-ike!!!!!

Let's hear your predictions for the future.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:37, 377 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
there will be another break up/divorce before the year is ouut

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:38, Reply)
HH will be living the dream in a tent on the A1 before Xmas.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
that's not even in my top 10 of paper sizes

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
You'll be stuffing paper in your clothes for insulation by Xmas.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
This thread has just given me this as an earworm \o/
www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0j7A-ylaO4
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I will remain handsome.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:39, Reply)
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(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

3 ome high
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Battered is one of those tiny horses?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
and rising

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
We're all going to die

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
You're a barrel of laughs.
Got anymore like that?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
You're 350 times more likely to catch AIDS than win the lottery.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
FAG!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
but I bought 4r tickets and only had sex with one Ugandan Prossie

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)
GOOD LUCK M8!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Everyone will be travelling by Hover board

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)
i'd drown a baby in a bathtub for one of those
NO MORE TUBE, EVER
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

T L
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You would need a hover surfboard to support your weight

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Teleportation

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
You will be suffering from a fist related face disorder.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
wow, bit harsh

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
You better buck your ideas up then matey.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Right, OK. Sorry.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
We'll have plastic banknotes in 2015
The UN security council will vote on Syria giving up it's chemical weapons.
there will be some weather.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
ape will persuade his wife to squeeze out another sprog on the back of his new salary
pj's wife will stop putting out again

mrs rory will "forget" to take the pill and he'll be shotgunned down the aisle
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)
*buys hat*

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
nobody wears hats anymore, darling
i'll lend you a fascinator
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Actually this is the wrong way around, fascinators are very passe

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
yeah, according to philip treacy
who might just have a vested interest in it
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
trust me, I'm not northern so have a good sense of taste and class

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
You'd know, being the dapper man about town
Ben Fogle prick
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
^this^

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
+ 100k gypsey wedding

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
he's 5'4" and 80kgs
she could drop the wedding and call him "my big fat gypsy"
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Why do you think he's dragging his heels over the new gaff?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)
Swipe and Chompy will still be arguing over Pizzagate

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:43, Reply)
+who goes on top.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
+ what goes on topping

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
Yeah!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Unstable weather, media scaremongering, X Factor

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
I watched the X Factor on Saturday for the first time in years
it's jolly good fun isn't it?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
I love it when people get all up in arms about the exploitation of clearly mental folk.
Ten years on, you know the premise.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
Yeah, they are a bit sad and bonkers
But I felt like a million fucking quid afterwards.

Compared to them I am four steps up the evolutionary ladder.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I get like this off Jeremy Kyle
My life will never be that bad.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
They are like beast of the field.
They should be culled along with their ignorant and boorish progeny. It's kinder, and most importantly cheaper, in the long run.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
It's the modern day equivalent of a Court Jester.
Even the evictions on Big Brother are similar to beheadings.

Basically, we haven't moved past medieval times, but human rights violations have stopped all the best bits.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
like growing children in pots so they'd be misshapen and could be hired out as freaks

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I get like this off B3ta.com/offtopic

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
There will be a big health scare scandal.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
STAY ABOUT FROM MY FOOT!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
More wakkiness

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)
My run of misery and bad luck will end, and I will rename myself
Dr Happy or something equally annoying.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
Senior Consultant Frog?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Maybe Doctor Smug

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
you need to let it all out so you can move on
start by telling us what hapopened with your doris
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)
Sorry Hun, don't wanna talk about it on here xx

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
We are here for you!
Just look at the advice we gave Harters, that he will no doubt deny and make the WRONG DECISION!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)
I have seen the sort of 'help' given out here, and choose to abstain from venting *all* my misery.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
very sensible

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
SHHHH

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
this is rory's fault isn't it?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
Which one's Rory again?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
me I think

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
In which case, yes.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
\o/

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I swear man this place is like a plauge for relationships.
I can except most of the breakups here, but you two were like Ross and Rachael of this group.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
They were on a break?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
The only thing breaking is my heart! THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
Calm down Kiki Dee

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
I couldn't if I tried.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Did you sit by a rainy window and sing to yourself "with or without you" ?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
No, but I now I have plans for tonight.
As long as it rains.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:15, Reply)
it won't

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
Awww.
Just have to set fire to, and flood the kitchen then. Again.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
P-A-R-T-Y

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
Can they BEEEEEEEEE any more on a break?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
God, Friends was fucking tiresome.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:16, Reply)
Could you beeee anymore wrong?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:19, Reply)
*Opens and spins umbrella whilst wearing a waistcoat, like a cunt*

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
people who wear waistcoats, unless part of a 3 piece suit, are cunts

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
Even then they are borderline.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
3 piece tweed suit = win

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
I liked that eppisode where two people who looked just like ross and chandler sat on their couch.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:20, Reply)
I like the one where that one said something so funny that women everywhere thought it would be funny if they said it too, all the time.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
It's like sex in the city but hetrosexual males can enjoy it too !

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
No. They can't.
Faggots and queers can enjoy it.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
^TGGI^

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
IS THAT WHY YOU ENJOYE IT?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I will become King of Norway
It has been foreseen
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)
TwoCrowns

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)
Unfortunately Norway will become a republic the following week.
But what a week, eh Twoodle?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)
I insist upon a bloodless coup

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
great news!!!!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)
I'll need a Queen...
*waggles eyebrows*
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-berkshire-24028902
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)
People who live on barges

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:50, Reply)
It was a ghost, that's the only explanation.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
+ from Gonz's bumhole

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
Do you think Uri Geller has got a new book/TV series to promote?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I hope not.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:57, Reply)
Just strikes me as a bit of a coincidence
that this hoax mystery should happen in the very same village that renowned fraudster illusionist and psychic, Uri Geller lives in.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
URINE SMELLER MORE LIKE!!!!!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I'll never understand why people pay to see Derek Acorah when he was without a doubt outed as a fraud
and it was televised.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
or, anyone who pays money for this.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
I think it's something to do with monumental stupidity?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
You will graduate to heroin.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)
I will do the one in the middle while the other two try to cast out my demons.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-23986595
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:54, Reply)
Ginger fetish, eh?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
"They discovered a love of witchcraft from JK Rowling's Harry Potter books"
Which isn't witchcraft...
or exorcisms.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:56, Reply)
I say that but I've only endured the films.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
what is it if it isn't witchcraft?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:58, Reply)
Wizardry, innit.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 14:59, Reply)
what's the difference?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
^^^
I dunno. Was Emma Watson classed as a witch?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
I'd sit HER on MY KNEE ifyouknowwhatImean

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)

you mean to tell us that you are a nonce
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
It's both, AKSHERLY.
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry is your clue! AKSHERLY.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
YEAH WHAT *IDIOTS*

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
I didn't think you had any kids, Stuns?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:05, Reply)
none above ground

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:07, Reply)
Barryfromeastenders 4EvainrHarts

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
toe rag

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
I don't.
I just REALLY like the films.

It's Emma Watson's little "buds". I don't watch the later one's just the middle 3 films. Dirty Minx.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post2081136
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)
Call it what you like.
I perv because I love.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:11, Reply)
this will be of great relief the next time Mince wakes up and you are watching him sleep

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:14, Reply)
Yeah, well Emma and I don't conform to your human societal norms.
Plus I like spilling my precious love piss over her pseudo-tits.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
MY PRECIOUS!!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
That's me told.
Maybe I should have wasted more hours scouring the pages instead of having the films on in the background on occasion...

Anyway. Still no exorcism stuff.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:09, Reply)
Doesn't it say that they think Harry Potter is the reason for demons in the UK
not that they have a love of it?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
I'd have some sort of competition between the three of them where i'll then declare myself the winner and take the trophy for myself.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
They could cast out the demons that live in your bumhole

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)
hahaha

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:04, Reply)
It would be a win-win

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:12, Reply)
Someone on this board is going to have a homoerotic encounter and won't be able to stop thinking about it
Leading to a happy marriage between two, currently 'straight' members of the board
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
battered can be page boy!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)
Prancing down the aisle tossing roses from his teeny little basket
It's gonna be so KEWT
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:02, Reply)

page one of the batty +s
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
NOT ON MY WATCH!!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:03, Reply)
Stop doing the fisting then, or take it off before you start.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:06, Reply)
Relationship, Swipe and Rory will get it together, and produce little ginger pikelets out her hermaphrodite garden.
HH will marry that bird off the text, and have a bigamous 3some with her and his missus.
Battered will cop off with a Snow White form that forrin country he's thinking of going to.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:17, Reply)
When he travels there for his "job"

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:18, Reply)
Snow White is a blatent case of daterape

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
I mean sleeping beuty

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Snow white was also drugged asleep

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Walt Disney was a fucking perv innit

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:22, Reply)
Evidence shows that most mallards who rape have watched Donald Duck cartoons, where he is of course naked from the waist down.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:25, Reply)
And hung like a goose.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
Yer
Goofy, sounds like roofy? deffo.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:26, Reply)
James Cameron totally ripped Pocahontas/ Dances with wolves for Avatar.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
*sodiumpentathollols*

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:23, Reply)
^ Expert witness ^

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:21, Reply)
Should I have garlic bread with my spag bol?
You know, at tea time.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:28, Reply)
Bit o' bread and butter, mate
And a large mug of tea
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
But where is the garlic, Sporters old boy?
West Ham mug of tea is a given.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:31, Reply)
Sporters?
*checks time*
Ah, you went out for lunch, did you?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Soz, Tangers.
Not paying attention. I can't believe it's only 3.30.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
I know, I should be heading off soon.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
with cheese

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:30, Reply)
Yes. It's the done thing.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
Have some garlic slipper bread
you pleb.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
qu'est que c'est?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Psycho killer ...
Hang on - you're playing the wrong bit.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)

r l tr

French hooker buns
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Yes, and a baked potato, some chips and a bowl of 'Uncle Ben' rice.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Bit racist.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
I was sad to read that Uncle Ben had died.
No more Mr rice guy.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
It's 15.28 dude,
too early for a tea thread.
Should be calling it dinner too, innit.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Yeah, I know. I did that for all the Northerners out there.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
Using microcellular DNA scientists will start growing clones as personal house servants,
amassing a wide spectrum for you to choose from imagine it Monts could have his very own Jimi Hendrix, Swipe could get herself a young Marlon Brando and Gonz could get his very own Hitler and take revenge by making him taste his cooking and making him wiping his arse
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:29, Reply)
I'd like a suite of lesbians, please.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
You may need to re-think this one, unless you just like to watch

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
No no. I've seen the documentaries.
They'll be pleased with my company. They'll positively relish it.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
For 'documentaries'
read 'porn'
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
Reading porn is for wimmin
Vag "lives It"
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
U NO IT BRUV.
*fistbumps*
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
*flashes nipple*
I have gone too far again haven't I
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:59, Reply)
Always with the nipple flash.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:13, Reply)
There will be trouble in the Middle East.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:32, Reply)
But while there's moonlight, and music, and love and romance....

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:33, Reply)
Let's face the music ...
AND BOMB EVERYONE!

Right, kids?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Chemical Weaponz FTW

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
in yr cntry
bmbn yr rbls/st8 frcz*

*dlt s apprprt
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
*doubleseats*

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:36, Reply)
*writes musical*

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
let's face the gas bombs and dance.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Is this when Battered starts his job there?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:34, Reply)
We can but hope.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
he will be the root cause of any trouble mark my words

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:39, Reply)
He really is terrible.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:40, Reply)
He will descend upon that tranquil and peace loving land
causing racial, religious and financial rifts left, right & center, then shit will kick off
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
I'm going here for dinner tonight.
www.hunters-restaurant.co.uk
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:35, Reply)
Wow, some of the photos of people and food...wow

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:37, Reply)
1st time for everything on here

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
What do you expect for a resturant website...... your mum eating a spunk pancake filled with her own gelatinious quim?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:38, Reply)
It's ok they do chicken kiev.
Does it come in a roll?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:41, Reply)
I ain't no millionare, that's a once a month treat.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:42, Reply)
Tournedos Rossini.
Classic.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
Sorry, I was thinking everyone had my disposable income to fritter away on kievs and frankfurters.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:46, Reply)
suddenly your crumbling sea front lodge is looking like pretty good value

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
If I told you what my mortgage payments are you'd be sick.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Less than £400?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
Yes

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
How much is your travel though?
And how many hours a day do you spend commuting?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I'm guessing about the same as you.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Monty would get there in half the time if he didn't spend so long talking to that poor homeless Asian man

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
And when I say talking, there isn't really any talking apart from his first sentence

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
And then some mumbling

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
trying to make myself feel better here

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Cheap housing in Hull

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
Season ticket is £6k. About an hour and a quarter each way.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Door to door?
Chinny reckon. Unless you work in a station, and live in one at the other end.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I live less than 5 mins walk from the station. 50 mins to London, Tube to Holloway Rd, short walk to work.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
East Sussex?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
KENT

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
6 grand, so far side of Tun Wells/Maidstone?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Folkestone. By the seaside innit.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Lully.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:03, Reply)
Bit of a dump, but nice hills and beach and that shite.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
go on, spill dem beanz.
Mine are £900
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
£274

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
Fucks sake.
Does your house have an inside? Did you buy it in 1981?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:52, Reply)
I think he lives in a treehouse.
He must do.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I bought it in 2004.
Yes, indoors is included. It has 3 bedrooms. All double, none of your box room nonsense.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
Fucking hell that's free!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
My flats mortgage was that

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
£1325
and £719
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:56, Reply)
But you are getting rent back on the other one
So stop your foul whining you tedious northern twat cancer.



*Love you really Sporters*
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
*snuggles*
Yeah, I get rent back on the £719
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Oh Boycie :(

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
£850
But its in "The North" so you get more for your money
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:01, Reply)
Easy.
Chicken liver pate and the veal chop.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:43, Reply)
They're known for their steaks [in the respect that they're still not very 'known' outside of barnet and enfield].....
.... so I'm thinking the fillet steak diane, and skipping the starter because i rarely finish my plate anyway.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:47, Reply)
See above. Tournedos rossini, Gonz.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
holy shit, I just googled it, thats what i'm going for.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
You're not *supposed* to eat the plate.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
especially with homecooked meals AMIRITE?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:50, Reply)
^

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:49, Reply)
I like the way the vegetarian photos obviously have fish in them.
www.hunters-restaurant.co.uk/vegetarian/
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:44, Reply)
Quite frankly I find them not eating meat to be offensive.
It puts me off my food.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:51, Reply)
I try to flaunt my vegetarianism as much as I can when eating in public.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:53, Reply)
I'm sure everyone is pleased to meat you

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:57, Reply)
in the arse

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Go on then

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
Pleased to "meat" you.
BEND OVER BOY!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
*goatse's*

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
I read that in an "Arnie" voice

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:05, Reply)
I'LL BE BACKDOOR

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:06, Reply)
officechuckle

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:10, Reply)
Anyone watching the iPhone launch live?
Anyone a massive prick?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:54, Reply)
No.
Yes.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:55, Reply)
I'm on my way home like some sort of lardy midlander

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 15:58, Reply)
Shit you've beaten me today
And I was planning on knocking off early.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:02, Reply)
I'm learning the ways of your people

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:09, Reply)
No
No, but I have accidentally a massive prick once.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:00, Reply)
Yeah', starts at 6 innit?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:11, Reply)
what is near field communication?

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:24, Reply)
That stupid Barclays ad with the slide

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
Chz.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)
Same tech that's in the oyster cards or on 'contactless payment' cards.

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:30, Reply)
Great.
So now we got to have these damn phones to travel and pay for little shit?
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:32, Reply)
No, it just means you _can_ do that, don't _have_ to though.
They put those chips in toys and playing cards, these days too... not much use to us but still pretty cool. Like, you collect these pokemon (or whatever) cards, hold it up to your phone, then you can get more information.

It's the tech that i've been most waiting for for the last 2-3 years in iPhone.... if it is, i'm going into buisness in making awesome buisness cards with NFC chips in. NFC chips cost sweet fuck all.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)
Beer time!

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:04, Reply)
\o/
FUCK YEAH!
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:07, Reply)
YouN not allowed, bobo the saddest clown in Kent

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:08, Reply)
You will be getting on the Javelin.
Tee hee.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:17, Reply)
spam javelin more like

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:23, Reply)
You Northern brute.
That was IMPLIED.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:25, Reply)
your gay southern tittering did not make it CLEAR

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:26, Reply)
No style, no panache
just straight in with EE BY ECK, SPAM BLUDDY JAVLIN. MORE LAACK.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)
stop squealing piggy, you know i'm going in dry

(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:35, Reply)
Syria and Iraq will both beat us at Cricket.
All the nations we're mean to do eventually.
(, Tue 10 Sep 2013, 16:22, Reply)

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