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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I smashed out my front teeth while pissed, after getting out a taxi to be sick.
After lying unconscious in the road for a while, once said taxi driver had stolen all my money and left me to die, I was found by some do-gooders who stopped to help this poor man (me). In a bizarre twist of fate these do-gooders happened to be two sets of my friends parents, so that wasn't embarrassing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:19,
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latest was 12 years ago)
ooof
did they put them back, or do you have a blowjob gap?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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New ones put in.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:32,
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*cancels visit to Folkestone*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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*Appreciates correct spelling*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:35,
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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And I got them! Thanks Santa!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:32,
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