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Injury time
Give Swipey some love after her fall xoxo Then do a Rory and steal her thunder by telling the group of your worst injury woes.
I'm thankful that I haven;t had any serious injurys. I did get knocked out by a bouncy castle when I was about 8 though (gay).
It was on a beach with a playgroup. The wind actually blew it in the air and I fell off onto the sand and it landed on top of me.
Alt. Lunch.
AltAlt. Good times ahead?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:03,
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I once got hit by a falling burger from a tower, I think it knocked me out, all I know is that I slept
for at least 14 hours, it was shocking
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:07,
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I'm not getting the reference here...
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:08,
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Shitting hell
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:11,
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is this your answer to all 3?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:11,
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NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHH
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:17,
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NURSE! Up the meds!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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meds! Khyber
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:23,
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Khyber BUM!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:26,
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What a carry on
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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Shitting hell, that's shocking.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:11,
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I broke my thumb a few times playing rugby
and punctured my foot with a blunt bit of metal. I think I may have even posted the photos on here before.
That's as serious as I've got thankfully. *touches wood, winks*
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Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:12,
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I thought this was an ok question.
So fuck y'all.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:13,
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What was the question again?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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Injury woes
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:17,
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A/S/L?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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I cut the end of my finger off in a bench saw.
And badly cut my wrist putting my hand through a window.
Got a nice scar on my leg from a barbed wire fence and on my shin from a brick wall.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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what happened to your face?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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I smashed out my front teeth while pissed, after getting out a taxi to be sick.
After lying unconscious in the road for a while, once said taxi driver had stolen all my money and left me to die, I was found by some do-gooders who stopped to help this poor man (me). In a bizarre twist of fate these do-gooders happened to be two sets of my friends parents, so that wasn't embarrassing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:19,
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ooof
did they put them back, or do you have a blowjob gap?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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New ones put in.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:32,
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*cancels visit to Folkestone*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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*Appreciates correct spelling*
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:35,
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All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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And I got them! Thanks Santa!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:32,
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from a barbed wire fence and on my shin from a brick wall. where my foot used to be
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:19,
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I'm having two Zinger Tower burgers for lunch.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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I ET my lunch 14 hours ago
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:15,
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I GET THIS REFERENCE!!!
Bit plane though aren't they?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:17,
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HA! Dunno never had one.
I stole this from Twohats and passed it off as my own.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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Classic B3ta!
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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The ideal senario would be to have one zinger burger only with two towers and a side of hotwings.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:24,
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last night was about as dramatic as it's ever gotten for me too
i had lasik when i was 21. that was some scaryass surgery.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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Oh yeah
I had mine done in 2002
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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Ha Ha
Pair of Bonk Eyed Flids
Points and laughs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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Not any more
*glares with 20/20 x-ray vision*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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"Bonk-eyed flids" is excellent.
I shall be stealing it and using it and claiming it as my own.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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i think it's a monty expression
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:28,
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I have used it for many years
But it is not beyond the realms of reason that 2 people could have been influenced by the same thing many years ago
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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Bit like those children eh
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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IT'S BEEN PROVED IN A COURT OF LAW THAT I DIDN'T TOUCH THEM!
What?
Oh.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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Classic B3ta!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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*bows*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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2 kids were killed by an inflatable thing at Chester-le-St a few years ago
I broke my scaphoid bone in my wrist, falling over a dog when drunk
Alt:
Extra spicy tuna sandwich
AltAlt:
Maybe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:18,
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an inflatable thing at Chester-le-St a few years ago by me in a bath
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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That's Soham last year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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Oof.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:25,
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I used to have a relative in Chester-Le-Street
Even as a child visiting him felt like visiting the 1930s
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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Nothing has changed
The castle and cricket ground are nice though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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Never had a serious injury, never had a broken bone, never had surgery
Just a few cuts and bruises, I'm like Bruce Willis in that film
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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Yippi-ki-yay
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:20,
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You're really dead?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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Whoa what's with all the threats?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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Hudson Hawk?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:21,
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*would you rather be a fish*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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*shudders*
Sandra Bernhard was in that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:23,
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It truly was an awful film
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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Shhhh
I quite like it,
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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but dont tell ANYONE ok?
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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haha
*starts Chinese whispers*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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^ racist
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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Checks laces
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:35,
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Death Becomes Her?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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I broke my wrist skateboarding.
I was a relatively good skateboarder - got up to catching a couple of feet of air off halfpipes, and nearly successful at handplants.
The thing with breaking my wrist was that it was after a session, and I was just trundling along at 0.5mph, and hit a tiny little stone, which was enough to stop the board dead and make me stack it forwards, breaking my wrist.
Which was crap.
Alt: homemade chicken wrap by Mrs Vagabond because she loves me - NOM.
Alt: drinks on Friday with mates, but the post-holiday blues are proving hard to shift.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:22,
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That was my wrist woe
11am-3am drinking session. Wandering home with mate, not watching where I was going and tripped over his dog
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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^ Lightweight Limpwrist ^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:28,
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trufax
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:35,
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Best of all the stagenames.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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I stabbed a garden fork through my foot once, right through, shoe, foot, bottom of shoe. Yes I was that hungry.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:24,
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Are you my Mum? She did this.
Or are you just both morons?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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Tidy your room
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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When ever I see people doing gardening type of thing in flip flops or sandles I shudder
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:27,
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What is a sandle?
Is it like a sandal?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:28,
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yes only made from wood
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:29,
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Like a clog?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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No like a sandal DO KEEP UP
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:30,
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What's a sandal?
It it like a sandle?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:31,
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Vandles wear them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:32,
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Do Vandle's sandles have handles?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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For candles?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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*shakes fist*
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:38,
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*Boom Boom, shakes the room*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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There are a version of sandals for night-time vandals that have candles on them.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:38,
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No
But vandals sandals have handals
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:38,
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>:(
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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OW!
There used to be this little Scottish lass living next to me (NO SCOTCH CHAT). When she was 9 or so, she stood on a plank of wood with a rusty nail that went right through the middle of her foot.
She didn't cry once.
Nails.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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Irn bru for blood
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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accident prone?
knocked myself out when the lid of the slow cooker bounced off my head. stapled my finger. trod on an upturned plug. slashed leg on barbed wire.nutted a lampost when tiddly when trying to get up off the floor..got my toe stuck in a rainwater gully after doing a dog avoidance dance and sprained my ankle. the list is endless....
Alt: I made Imam biyaldi last night and have some leftover...
Alt alt: might have a job soon
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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Upturned plug fuckin kills!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33,
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this^
Also Lego
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:36,
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Also see Stubbed toe
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:37,
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See also; Cutting own head off
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:40,
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Nothing Compared to Man-flu
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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Sinéad O'Connor's ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:46,
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it's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you commenced your torrid affair with your ex.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:47,
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Can't be me I've slept fot the last 14 days
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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OK "Billy Joe Armstrong"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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it left a nasty bruise
and made me swear a lot.
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Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:51,
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Alt: Did it make you swoon?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:34,
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a couple of months back I walked into a lamppost while pissed
I've had the obligatory skateboarding injuries and I once managed to run over my own finger while skating. It hurt quite a bit.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:38,
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Alright Brian Harvey
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:39,
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I'm really alright
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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Worra fucking idiot he is.
*No baked potatoes were harmed in the making of this reference*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:45,
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NUUURRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH NNNJJUUUUUUYRGGGHHHHHHF
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:54,
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You're on form today.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:55,
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form gardening leave
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:56,
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OHHH NO HE ISN'T
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:57,
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\o/
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:01,
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tee hee
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:02,
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What if this is a cry for help?
*shrugs*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:58,
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I think he's constipated.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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I was just doing some household electrics bodging (I know, get me)
when I started coming over a bit swipe. Then I realised that I hadn't eaten anything yet today, therefore:
Alt: a sandwich.
AltAlt: my life will begin in three months and three days. I'm quite looking forward to that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:08,
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oooooooo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:10,
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It's shitting shocking!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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39 in Cowville this year
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:16,
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+M
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:11,
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*gets horn*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:16,
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(sh)udders
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:25,
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I'm debt free at the end of November...
Just in time for a mega expensive wedding next year :(
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:15,
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The servers today are almost as slow as Dozer.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:17,
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Slowzer
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:18,
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What have I missed?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:19,
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6', by a long way
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:21,
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this one time one of my ribs was sticking out of my chest,
after i fell off my skateboard, down a flight of stairs on a railing thing.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:37,
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Well fuck me sideways with a bollard
Its only WP, showing us that the unemployed can get up before 2pm
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:48,
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I've been up since 7.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:52,
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You went to bed at 5?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:52,
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A boys gotta get his 14 hrs
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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Probably shat the bed after a night spent drinking tennants super in front of the poker channel
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59,
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Darn tooting
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00,
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<-- NEW THREAD
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:53,
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