accident prone?
knocked myself out when the lid of the slow cooker bounced off my head. stapled my finger. trod on an upturned plug. slashed leg on barbed wire.nutted a lampost when tiddly when trying to get up off the floor..got my toe stuck in a rainwater gully after doing a dog avoidance dance and sprained my ankle. the list is endless....

Alt: I made Imam biyaldi last night and have some leftover...
Alt alt: might have a job soon
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Upturned plug fuckin kills!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:33, Reply)

this^
Also Lego
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:36, Reply)

Also see Stubbed toe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:37, Reply)

See also; Cutting own head off

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:40, Reply)

Nothing Compared to Man-flu

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:45, Reply)

Sinéad O'Connor's ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:46, Reply)

it's been seven hours and fifteen days
Since you commenced your torrid affair with your ex.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Can't be me I've slept fot the last 14 days

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

OK "Billy Joe Armstrong"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

it left a nasty bruise
and made me swear a lot.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:51, Reply)

Alt: Did it make you swoon?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 12:34, Reply)