i've started to get a sickening headache and bells are ringing in my ears
it might be time to admit that coming into work was not my best decision.

i really hope he changes his name. dr frig is miles better.

this might make you laugh or hurl: i found a giant gross peely blister in the shower this morning. wtf? turned out the paramedics didn't get all the tabs for the ecg monitor. for a very panicky moment i thought i was dying of skin AIDS or shedding my skin like a snake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 13:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I suspect you are concussed and should definitely go the fuck home.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

my boss tried to send me home when i arrived this morning
i was too stubborn and now i've been pretending i'm fine all day, i can't just go, actually i'm not... i'll stick it out til 5.30, then collapse.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

Don't tell me you drove to work?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

no, i ordered a cab
it didn't turn up. i swore and got the tube. very very slowly.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

I don't know what you deserve most a medal for your commitment
or a slap for your stupidity
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

i don't do being off sick :(

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Stop beakering.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

NEVER

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:22, Reply)

Neither do I unless I could pose to a hindrance and not a help
Just go home and get some proper R&R
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

Or possibly just a serious danger to your own future health

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Go home you knob

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

probably should
urgh, the thought of getting there is worse. i might just sleep under my desk for a bit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:04, Reply)

GO HOME YOU KNOB

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)

Stop being a twat, you might get home in time for Tipping Point.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:08, Reply)

Ignore this lot and stay at work, you lazy bitch
Christ all you did was trip over.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:09, Reply)

GO HOME!!!!!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Typical woman, attention til the last minute!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:10, Reply)

i can't even say you'd have been jealous of my fabulous shoes
because i wasn't wearing them at the time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:15, Reply)

and I don't get jealous of fabulous shoes.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:24, Reply)

what kind of a gayer are you, eh?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:29, Reply)

Go home, put your feet up and have a nap.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:00, Reply)

I hope you've got a brain tumour.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:01, Reply)

you're going to feel terrible if that turns out to be true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:02, Reply)

terrible extremely happy
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

you're going to feel terrible if that turns out to be true

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:03, Reply)

No I won't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 11 Sep 2013, 14:05, Reply)