I don't deal in secrets, just the word on the street
and the word on the street has it that Mince is selling his brothel above a cafe to keep his hoover snout happy now that he's stolen all of the Becky fellas drugs that time at pizza hut and rachelswipies got her knockknees entangled after a ginger support group meeting at the Cheshire Cheese where many a samuel smiths were imbided and she fell and broke her velvet antlers. Theres also something about eating a munchy box with an oven glove in a yurt, but I forget who that was.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:45, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

^TGGI.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:47, Reply)

Click
An excellent summary.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:48, Reply)

the weird thing is
that it was indeed right outside the cheshire cheese.

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:49, Reply)

*gets on the mic*
ALPHA TEAM STAND DOWN. I REPEAT. ALPHA TEAM STAND DOWN. THE GINGER IS OUT OF HER NUT. I REPEAT, THE GINGER IS OUT OF HER NUT. OVER
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Now wreck the mic

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

*shreds rory*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

i don't like ginger, as a rule
but gingernut biscuits are quite tasty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Do not waste your time with ginger nuts when foxes ginger crinkle crunch are available.
BISCUIT CHAT
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:55, Reply)

What about ginger crinkle crunch CREAM?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Yes, preferable to the nut, but I think the crunch are better than the cream.
It's the stem ginger you know.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

I'd rather swipe told her own sex stories actually

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 11:58, Reply)

*bokes*

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:03, Reply)