Good news: My name in a thread title today, and my name copied to parody my persona yesterday. I'm really becoming a somebody here, right?.......oh.
Bad news: Day off Friday definitely cancelled because some selfish cunt has decided to have a stupid baby.

Good news extra just in: Fish & Chips for lunch.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 12:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Reg. is that you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

Where's the new improved version of you gone?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Here he's Mimicking Nakers at the moment
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2084110
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Don't think so

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:56, Reply)

You're meeting Battered for lunch?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:02, Reply)

No. Don't think he likes me.
Just been delivered to work.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:03, Reply)

He doesn't like anyone.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Not true.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

Your daughter doesn't count.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Well she is a bit young for education

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:21, Reply)

Dont be silly she can count all the way up to
100,000
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:30, Reply)

She did it for the forth (bridge) time

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

his daughter's gorgeous
v cute and clever. if she didn't look like him, i'd think the milkman had a hand in it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

^paedo^

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

well that's something i've never been called before
you learn something new EVERY DAY
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:43, Reply)

S'ok no one really minds a female paedo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

No, it's a compliment if anything.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:53, Reply)

Not just a hand... IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:37, Reply)

The whole cast of Desmonds had a hand in Nakers daughters conception

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Thank you.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:44, Reply)

battered doesn't like anyone
he's like this tiny little ball of condensed rage and hatred. like a really bursty fart.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

I just dislike you, you fat ranga harpie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

oh aye
you're a beacon of sweetness and light
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:15, Reply)

You know that in IRL that is true.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:18, Reply)

That's not the case Froggie.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:13, Reply)

\o/

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

More chips?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:07, Reply)

this place is turning into a fucken CHIPCHAT FORUM

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:09, Reply)

*cough* PROPERTY CHAT *cough*

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:20, Reply)

Yep! Two days in a row. Living the dream.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:19, Reply)

is the dream "coronary bypass before the age of 40" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:42, Reply)

No, from now on I'm only eating rabbit food and getting a personal trainer.
I just hope I don't have an attack of 'the vapours', and tumble over like a spastic. Then make a big fuss about it.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Sep 2013, 13:46, Reply)