'Celebrity' customers from the last 24hrs:
1. Choir woofter Gareth Malone
2. Roger Waters' ex wife Pricilla. Despite them divorcing over ten years ago (and him now being married to someone else) she still has his surname.

Amazing, huh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:11, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Despite this, I still want to throw up.
I'm doing horrible hot acidy indigestion burps.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:13, Reply)

WTF were you drinking/taking last night?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:14, Reply)

I'm going to go out on a limb here as guess it was quantity rather than quality.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Stunned is the one going out on a limb

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:22, Reply)

Lager and a variety of weird German spirits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

What you need is some food.
How about a pasty and a dripping chicken cheese slice.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

Cornish pasty + proper Coke = better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:16, Reply)

I'd smash that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

I liked
"Are you single, love..?"

"Yes"

"Well am not fuckin surprised"
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Aren't you messing with the Data Protection Act or something hippy?
Just saying.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:15, Reply)

Don't be fucking stupid BP

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I'm not BP.
That Northern twat.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:20, Reply)

which prick are you then

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)

Yeah you are
You northern twat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:25, Reply)

Such a northern twat innee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Almost as bad as the Knobcheese of Knottingham himself.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:27, Reply)

hahahahahahahah that's fucking brilliant

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:31, Reply)

He could just be "making it up"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I could be, but that would be more than a bit weird wouldn't it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:18, Reply)

What do you do that warrants such a star studded customer base?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

I'm not telling you, sorry

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:17, Reply)

S'ok. Just wondered innit.
I'm going to imagine you're a 'shift manager' at McDonalds, but you only have 3 stars.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 13 Sep 2013, 12:21, Reply)