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Let's all help Harters save his marriage.Here's some helpful tips.
www.cracked.com/blog/the-50-creepiest-pieces-romance-advice-ever-published/
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 13:49,
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He could get a jicksaw made with their photo super-imposed on a heart with flowers and then put each piece a helium filled baloon and release it in his office.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:25,
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Nice idea Gonz, but Harters hasn't got an office anymore. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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He could hack into a popular videogame and edit it so the level ends in a maridge proposal(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:25,
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He could hire a sky scraper and use the windows with lights on as pixals to say "Harters <3 Wife"(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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He could get them to announce it over the tanoy at ASDA.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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He could bust a nut in her butt and tell her to quack like a duck.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:26,
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He could go on This Morning and get Peter Andray to announce it on live telly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:27,
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He could dress up as a knight in shinning armour and be her knight in shinning armour in the office carpark.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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Oh, wait, I mean, when he gets a new job.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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He could smoke a fat blunt and then fuck the bitch.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:28,
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He could pay for her to go on holiday and then recreate the last scene in Love Actually at the airport.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:29,
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He could change her desktop wallpaper on her computer.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:29,
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He could turn her over onto her front and it'd _still_ be like fucking a boy.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:30,
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He could tell her how lovely he finds her poo.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:31,
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He could get a cut-out mask of holly wallaby and put it on the back of her head and then fuck her doggy style.... best of all worlds.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:31,
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He could write a poem that rhymes.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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He can make her a plate of chocolate brownies.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:32,
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He could where her skin for a little bit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:33,
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He could cut himself for every time he thinks of her.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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He could get her a black man for the evening.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:34,
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He could get her the box DVD of Birds of a Feather and ask her politely if she'd "like to be Sharron, Tracy or the yid tonight".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 14:36,
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I'm guessing that for every 'romantic' Birds of a feather gestureThere is a picture of his latest food fusion to balance it out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:51,
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I just don't know =((((((((,My watch even gives me emails !!!
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:57,
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Oh man, just imagine if you went out with a nice girl who'd email your watch.Things like 'be back soon, get Hollyoaks on and the custard and prawn pizza in the deep fat fryer xx'
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wanderlust, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:14,
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Sounds better than some of his other dishes. In other news, micro and I have been making biscuits.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:19,
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Tasty.I have made mini apple pies and am now roasting meat.
Considering I got in from work gone 7 this morning I feel this is quite the achievement.
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wanderlust, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:35,
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She woke me up at 5.20 this morning. Not good.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:37,
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*Sigh*, we could play warhammers until the early morning.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:20,
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He could stop sleeping with his ex(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:10,
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He could try not being a knobcheese(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:11,
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He could bang a dude as well as his ex, cos that cancels it out(
Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:25,
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Clicking every single one of these.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 15:40,
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Is this one of those 'mental breakdown' threads again?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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You guys seem to be doing well for breakdowns at the momentTop work everyone
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Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:45,
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You mean to say your life isn't falling apart?LOOOSER
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:47,
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My life fell apart ages ago, it's just not falling apart(
Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:49,
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That's alright then. I was worried you were one of those 'normal' people.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:51,
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Also I don't break down on websites and tell everyone how tough I'm finding life(
Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:56,
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I like to, and I enjoy a good exaggeration so people have more reason to poke fun at me.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:59,
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And now you've done a big whoop in your pants(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:41,
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I just want to say I pressed I like this on your post but it was an accident, I'm very sorry, didn't want to give you false hope(
Theoban What of it, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:53,
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Sometimes we get tired, ok? Nothing weird about that.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 16:44,
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WOW you guysI'll save my marriage by doing what I have for the last 18 years
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:39,
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Have a bit of my earwormwww.youtube.com/watch?v=uUQEmXcu6q8
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:45,
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Try a bit of this thenwww.youtube.com/watch?v=GcurEoUvK-E&list=RD02uUQEmXcu6q8
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:53,
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More music should contain 'power synth stabs' and more pitch bending goodness.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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Talking of bending how are you and Nakers getting on O-o(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:58,
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He only wants me for an afternoon power nap.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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I can't wait till my love walks in the door(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:01,
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I thought we were moving on from EX CHAT.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:02,
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what...wait....I was on about Nu Shooz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:05,
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TGGI^(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:08,
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Sup, Jeffers thank you for your kind words in the gazzes(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:10,
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Yes dozer, yes that..........*shakes head*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:49,
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Hi-fidelity is where it's all happening(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:49,
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as long as you have the right cables(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:50,
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I'm deeply hurt about your commentI think we would have made a great couple
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:55,
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I know, but I think your marriage is more important than dreaming of any potential future happiness we may have had.Better to let it go now and wonder about what might have been, than to end up disappointed.
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Wise words loaskie, wise word indeed ohhh well
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 17:59,
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*dreams about eating a gaint marhmellow*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:01,
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well really, I've just made that bed(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:09,
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:( always the wet patch(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:16,
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SHUT IT BITCH AND BY ME A PIZZA(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:00,
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No pizza express here.Dominoes or Pizza Hut?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:01,
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Fuck now I have this as an earwormwww.youtube.com/watch?v=16_RNvYWogs
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:04,
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I'm not sure that fucking other women is the solution here.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:19,
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AB thats harsh and unkindI found out the reason the Ex wanted to meet me, it was to rub my face in fact that she was now married and happy, errrrrrrrmmmmm why bother thought I
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:46,
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NU SHOOZ & THREAD(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:16,
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