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You alright Batts?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:39,
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Good ta. Knackered. Just dropped micro back to her mother.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:41,
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Bless she bring any more civil?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:41,
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Not when it comes to money & assets.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:42,
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Give her what she want's
access to Micro is priceless
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:42,
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Access is not a commodity and I will not allow it to be treated as such. She knows this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:45,
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TOO TIGHTFISTED TO PROPERLY LOOK AFTER HIS CHILDREN^^^^^
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:46,
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I think that Batts daughter will have more than enough monitary wise
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:48,
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She wants for nothing.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50,
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^Good father^
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51,
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One tries.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51,
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or spoiling her
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:54,
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Nope. I make sure we have fun though.
Today has included making biscuits together, a trip to a fire station open day (she's got a thing about fire engines), the park, seeing Boyce and then a fete type thing in Queens Park.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:57,
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there is a magazine with a free Disney cookie cutter for 99p
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:59,
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I avoid all the branded stuff such as Disney as much as possible.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02,
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nAHHH SOME SHIT MAGAZINE ABOUT BAKING
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:06,
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Collected some speakers from Boyce this morning. Just need to get the rest of the kit now.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51,
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I just threw out my denon reciever, power amp and pre amp
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:55,
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CSB
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:57,
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My favourite bit was where he just threw out his denon reciever, power amp and pre amp.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:59,
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:o
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:03,
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Within 5 mins I got a knock on the door asking if they were working and can they have them
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:58,
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In London nobody bothers asking.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:58,
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there was that a fold away table 4 chairs and the old tv wall mounts all gone in 15 minutes
Doing my thing for recycling
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:00,
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Best way to get rid of something is to put it outside your house with a sign that says "£100 ono".
as in, white goods and furniture
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:02,
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Is that how Stunned got rid of Barryfromeastenders?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:04,
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kids are so machiavellian these days
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:46,
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your talking about goats aint you?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:47,
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I think they are bitter
because they are often the butt of jokes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:49,
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I agree.
Just to Ram the point home.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50,
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YOu were hardly likely to say
(meri)no
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:53,
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You woold say that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:56,
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I'm thinking on the hoof
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:00,
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Trott back when you have something.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:03,
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you're just jealous
Go cry to your nanny
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:04,
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Sometimes it's good to have a bit of a kri-kri.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:08,
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Haha V/good Frog
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:09,
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I hadn't herd you were a goat expert
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:10,
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I am, as it Appenzell
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:13,
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you can't buy that with mere cash
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:15,
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I was trying to think of a cashmere one...
Angora nothing.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:19,
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Hai-men
we can't just go through all the goat breeds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:24,
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There's probably Somali we haven't Don..
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:29,
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if we stopped that would be kinder
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:30,
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Too much more and I'll end up Fainting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:32,
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>:(
It's times like this Cavy that makes me want to stab you with a 2B pencil
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:50,
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I've only got a 5B here
how will you make your decision? 2B or not 2B?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:51,
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*laughs and facepalms at the same time*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:53,
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i honestly thought you'd set me up for that one
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:54,
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I just thought of an arty type impliment to kill you with
I'll just brush over it
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 18:56,
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great
I've painted myself into a double punning corner
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:00,
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NOW YOU OWN IT SHITPANTS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:05,
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aww
I had a few on this topic I thought it would be easely
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:11,
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Don't know what your on about I'm a blank Canvas
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:13,
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Oil see about that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:14,
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That's not easy to palette.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:14,
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Easel there
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:17,
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You two really are pastel reason
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:19,
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You would gettit if i provided a (L)ink
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:21,
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It was a bit sketchy.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:20,
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Careful, any minute he's going to ask if you want to see his etchings...
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:21,
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Could be worse
Brass rubbings
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:25,
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sorry I missed a few here
was being pen-sive
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:23,
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I could outline what's happened.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:31,
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calm down there
you got quite a tempera
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:34,
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I'm a bit emulsional.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:35,
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it's OK, we'll just gloss over it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:37,
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That's the (white) spirit!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:40,
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are you (s)mocking me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:45,
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What gave you that impressionist?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:49,
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nothing. I guess I'm just impresed by
this site's renaissance in puns
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 19:51,
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Maybe it was a bit stucco in a rut.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:03,
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it just needs to get a bit more
(chiar)obscure(o)
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:05,
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Keep things fresco.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:07,
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if we could get better we could really make monet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:13,
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We've got nothing Toulouse
(-Lautrec)
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:15,
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(van) Eijk can see that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:20,
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You can banksy on it.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 15 Sep 2013, 20:21,
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