I'd definately go for swan milk

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:21, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Do birds give milk?
Flying ones, not split arses.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Course they do, what do you think baby swans eat?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:27, Reply)

Other baby swans?
I don't fucking know, worms and shit presumably.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:29, Reply)

I doubt shit has the nutritional value to grow a full sized swans
They eat mothers milk. What do you think the queen has on her coco pops?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

fish, surely?
Swans feed in the water and on land. They are almost entirely herbivorous, although they may eat small amounts of aquatic animals. In the water food is obtained by up-ending or dabbling, and their diet is composed of the roots, tubers, stems and leaves of aquatic and submerged plants
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:31, Reply)

Yeah, that's swans, not baby swans who haven't been weened yet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Well I never
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_milk

Not swans, though
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:42, Reply)

NO MILK CHAT

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:51, Reply)