i am at work til 7.30. then on my way to the gym, where i am seeing the 21 year old trainer
alt: got pulled over by the police when my friend threw a sandwich box out of the window. the same friend who'd been arrested for hanging out of a car window the week before. stay classy, stockport.

also got done on the DLR for going out to zone 3 to come back in because it was quicker. we didn't want to pay, because we hadn't got off. the inspector disagreed (maybe because he caught us getting off the front and running down to the back to avoid him). he wrote on our ticket: "stroppy teenagers avoiding fare."

altalt: gorilla.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Well once you go black...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:34, Reply)

Once you go hairy, you'll never go mary, or sutin.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:36, Reply)

Your stress has affected your wit centre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:37, Reply)

nah, it was shit before, Nakers.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:55, Reply)

on the paris metro
I had a ticket for zones 1 and 2, but got off at the outer most one (7, perhaps). Totally got away with it, I am a rebel.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:39, Reply)

On the Paris buses, I just waved my rucksack at the beeper and got on, no travel card in there at all
rock 'n' roll
( Theoban What of it, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:52, Reply)

Got proper fucked on the Budapest underground.
They have machines that validate tickets and they rarely work. It's a classic "pick on tourist and fuck them" scam but, the police have guns, so meh, what you gonna do?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:53, Reply)

Proper fucked?
You sure about that?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:57, Reply)

well, of course not
but "disproportionally fined a vast amount whilst having a submachine gun casually pointed at me what with obviously being a westerner and this being 15 years ago" doesn't really have the same ring to it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:00, Reply)

yeah, I wouldn't have messed with the Moscow one either
some places just have scary police
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 16:58, Reply)

Romanian "law" enforcement
will routinely pull over hire cars for any available reason and extort a bribe off you.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:03, Reply)

Romania couldn't be more bent if it changed its name to Nakedapia.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:14, Reply)

It's fucking shocking that they're still one foot in the Middle Ages.
I don't understand it, Monty. I really don't.
( Kroney, Mon 16 Sep 2013, 17:25, Reply)