as a corporate trainee, i often didn't see daylight for 3 days straight
one particular night, it was about 3am and i was properly fucked. one of the assistants came in and asked if i could send him a copy of a disclosure statement i was doing for AIM (these fucking things are about 200 pages long, NIGHTMARE). i did it.

5 mins later, he's back. "swipe, where is that document?"

i checked my emails. fuuuuuuck. sent to the wrong peter. peter at w h ireland. stupid autocomplete, stupid bleary eyes. who the fuck are w h ireland anyway? i google them. oh marvellous.

i'd only fucking sent a confidential document about a potential float.... to a fucking STOCKBROKER.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:41, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

*calls SFO*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

This is when you call me in a panic saying "HOW DO I RECALL AN EMAIL????!"
I say "An internal or external email?"
You say "External"
I say "I can't, it's in another company's mail system".

And then your fuckup magically becomes my fault, somehow.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

basically this

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

He's such a prick, why won't he help you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:48, Reply)

too busy perving over people's kids on fb

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)

He makes me sick.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:08, Reply)

oh god, and me

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 15:13, Reply)

Excellent work
How many cocks did you suck to sort THAT out?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

just the one minge
turned out the guy was on holiday, so i got his IT department to confirm the email had been deleted unread, and stuck that on the file.

then i confessed to the partner, and said, is there anything else i can or should do? he looked at me. and said quietly:

"yes. don't do it again."

meh he still offered me a job!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

He missed a trick there

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)

Her knees still havent recovered
hence the collapse
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 14:45, Reply)