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rachelswipe fucked craig colchough(
Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:30,
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latest was 12 years ago)
no...fucking...wayyou are lying, right?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31,
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uhhow do we know this?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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He assured us it was tr....hang on.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33,
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YES HE IS!he did offer to fly me out to hong kong first class, though.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31,
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this makes more sense(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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so when are you going?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33,
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No I'm notAnd people don't just ask people to fly out to Hong Kong if they're not boffing them, you know.
Of course you know.
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Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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I've worked out who it is.Hello my name is Jacob dyer. I sound like barnaby bear. I like barnaby bear. I live in Bristol. It is fantastic. One time I went to France. Some kid burned my neck. I didn't like it.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:42,
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considering i am not actually getting any right nowall this talk about me shagging someone is quite offensive
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:31,
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Swipey, allow me to be the first to offer you my body to use as you see fit, in an effort to ease your pain.Y'see, THAT'S friendship right there!
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There is no Mrs PlacidThere was, over 10 years ago but now I'm not married.
*attempts to waggle eyebrows and twirl moustache in an alluring way*
*Fails miserably*
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^ balls like spacehoppers ^(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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Hairless too, just like spacehoppers!*Strange, rabbit-like faces tattooed on them as well*
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Even old swanny-whistle knickers wouldn't boff someone from Cov(
Kroney, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:37,
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She gave him a hand job, he gave her hand surgery in return.That's what I was told.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:32,
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is that the australian guy from Bugs(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:33,
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Bill Murray is shit.There - I've said it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:35,
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Even Egon Spengler is less shit than Bill Murray, and he is TURBO SHIT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:36,
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Caddyshack is excruciating. He's a fucking knob and just because you liked Ghostbusters in 1984 doesn't mean you were right.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:39,
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I don't mean you personally K-Dogg(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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Certain 80s films/actors have aged like a robust Barolo, or a Chateau Petrus.The works of Sir Jackie Chan MBE, for example, have not only stood the test of time but have in some ways even improved. The legendary 'dogshit moonwalk' sequence in the unedited version of Police Story, is a testament to Sir Jackie's comic timing and cultural nous.
Murray, on the other hand, looks like a smug prick who's been mauled by a dog. I wish he WOULD be mauled by a dog - and a jolly big one at that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:45,
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He is. He's a fucking cunt as well.If he ever orders some products from you Boyce tell him to fuck off.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 17 Sep 2013, 16:40,
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