I've had two kids now, so I'm pretty much an expert
I can be called upon to point out where people are doing things wrong on a number of issues.
It's very easy to upset people by offering parenting advice.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:28, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

much an expert loose, like a wizard's sleeve
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:31, Reply)

You still find me attractive though, don't you babe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

*flutters eyelashes*
Fresh!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

*bokes*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:34, Reply)

It seems to be one of two areas in life that people hate any suggestion of criticism of technique,
the other being sex.
See also 'driving' where men are concerned.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:32, Reply)

Nothing wrong with my technique - I always come.
Not so good at sex though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:35, Reply)

Oh I disagree
As a younger man I went out with a lady who was 6 years older than me who gave me plenty of criticism regarding the sexhay stuff. As I wanted to improve (last longer than 33 seconds) I learned now I am still a shit shag but can manage a full 52 seconds.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:38, Reply)

I thought your username meant you had gotten worse over the years.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Yeah but now I do it nearly twice

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:50, Reply)

+ at ejecting my yurtcream into the right hole on occasion before stepping back whilst the real work is done

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 13:33, Reply)