a mate of mine once told me that the best way to speak to a girl in a club
is to start with an insult, a neg or something. he'd read this book about picking up girls and it said it will lower their self esteem and make them more open to your advances.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:39, 3 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

"alright you fat cow? fancy a drink between shovelling your face full of pringles?"

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:40, Reply)

negging is totally in now
3 sec rule them and then follow up with a quick neg and she'll be all yours
don't buy her any drinks either
also never apologise
( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:41, Reply)

i see where i've been going wrong now

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

good negs are
"those glasses make you look like you've got really small eyes"
"are you using coloured contacts? Oh my god you are!"
"it's very brave to wear that"
"you disgust me on every level you barely sentient human shit"
( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

what's a neg?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

its about 1200 kilobites of information

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

I think it's just you say something to ladies that could be construed as a criticism and apparently that's meant to make them want to impress you?
I dunno man it's sociopathic shit. Dunno if it's short for anything like 'negatory little buddy'
( Theoban What of it, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

Negative

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:47, Reply)

I like the one where you say "You're so fat, I bet you sat next to everybody in class".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:49, Reply)

That book is 'The Game' I think. Utter bullshit.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:42, Reply)

Haha you've read it

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:44, Reply)

I have read books, this is not one of them.
*orders from Amazon*
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:46, Reply)

try this
www.amazon.co.uk/Commit-Successful-Suicide-Thomas-James/dp/0557588421/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1379512260&sr=8-1&keywords=how+to+kill+yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:51, Reply)

How can they expect to get anything but bad reviews and negative stars?
If it was any good, they wouldn't be posting a review.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:52, Reply)

I wasn't expecting there to be any reviews
It turns out the book is out to trick people into not killing themselves, which disappointed a lot of the people who bought it and didn't end up 'buying it'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:55, Reply)

One for you 'mate'
snipurl.com/27u1eik
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 14:53, Reply)

cheers mate!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:00, Reply)

HTH

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 15:01, Reply)