So, Boyce is turning 40.
When did you last lie about your age?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:32, 44 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Not for ages
I don't need to because I'm not really fucking old like some of the deadwood here.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)

Ian McShane posts on here?
SWEEEETTTTT
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)

Lovejoy is just super.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:38, Reply)

I'll fuckin deadwood you in a minute son!

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

Obviously I didn't mean you champ.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Aw I feel spesh again now.

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:21, Reply)

when I was 56

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:34, Reply)

How old am I really, then?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:37, Reply)

You're in your 30's dear.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:39, Reply)

Well *I* know that

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)

16 f uk
Wanna cyber?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:43, Reply)

Not since I was about 15 and I was tryng to get served in a pub.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:44, Reply)

I'd have thought you'd find a stepladder a handier tool to help with getting served, rather than a fake ID.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:46, Reply)

I had a step ladder.
It was good, because I'd never got on with my real ladder.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:51, Reply)

LTI "Tim"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)

Loooooong time ago
Probably when I was trying to get served in a bar when I was underage. I'm 53 now so you do the mathS
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:47, Reply)

You're a mere 18 months older than Boyce?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:49, Reply)

I just seem that old because I'm so wise and mature and stuff.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)

Yes, this^*



* not this
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)

*actually this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)

'..because I'm so wise and mature and stuff.'
I'm not.


Wibble.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:58, Reply)

Some guy who looked easily 25 was id'd in front of me yesterday
I was not :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:52, Reply)

That is because everyone knows that Ben Fogle isn't under 18

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:53, Reply)

And I was of my tits on acid at the time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:54, Reply)

Typical Ben! *rolls eyes*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)

And even if he was, they'd still serve him anyway
For having to cope with the fact that he's Ben Fogle.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:55, Reply)

He seems like a stand up guy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:56, Reply)

Fogle's a comedian now?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

You're clearly not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 17:59, Reply)

God, are you still all upset about your shit sock thread?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:00, Reply)

Sock Chat?
And I thought Al's Cable Chat thread was lame.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:17, Reply)

When I was tricking my way onto the Saga cruise that Boyce has booked for his birthday.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:01, Reply)

:'(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:11, Reply)

Don't be like that, some of those punters have got some well pokey pills.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:13, Reply)

I can't find Gra on the map.
The quack says when I want sex I have to go via it.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:20, Reply)

Lokers-esque.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:23, Reply)

It's alright, you're only *just* old enough to be my dad without it being something of a social shame.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:26, Reply)

Rubbish, your dad's fucking ancient and is ashamed of you.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:53, Reply)

My dad is in fact 50, and probably is ashamed of me to be fair.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 19:29, Reply)

Don't think I have.
Being above average tall I supposed I looked older. Got beer at 16 without being questioned.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:22, Reply)

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 18:35, Reply)

Freshers week here in Oxford.
He could come laugh at the poor wee things.
I'm in the pub now waiting for a friend and there is a fella with a neckbeard and a fedora and a band Tshirt of a band I've never heard of. I'm probably too old for this pub now.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:13, Reply)

Fucking freshers.
My local was crowded with the cunts. The one in front of me was ordering a round one drink at a time paying individually one at a time from his mates` notes they`d given him took bastard ages to get served.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:41, Reply)

Evening internets.
Pub when a kid. Life begins at 40, the saying goes hippy, remember that. Also, you`re only as old as the woman you feel. Ha.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 18 Sep 2013, 20:35, Reply)